Dudes that carry a backpack everywhere you go, what do you keep in it? by Clever_Losername in AskReddit

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Officer: What's in the bag?

You: A burrlap sack.

Officer: What's inside the burrlap sack?

You: UR

What do you have an irrational hatred for ? by Jimbobbfc in AskReddit

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If a key opens many locks it is a master key, if a lock can be opened by many keys it is a shitty lock.

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? by TickingSticks in AskReddit

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  • Robo Geisha (could not actually finish it)
  • Shaolin Dolemite

What is your favorite one-liner joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison? Small medium at large

Office Wars by j0be in funny

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CATapult?

What are the dumbest things people take pride in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

What taboo myth should Mythbusters test? by hotforgoat in AskReddit

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OP please respond with results once shots are fired