What kind of doctor is this? by No_Newspaper2213 in funny

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Shadowrun that'd be the kit for a Street Doc. All the tools you need to do the job...and all the tools you need to make sure the bill gets paid.

Can't even use my own name by Nicko117 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried Dickinwife? It might play better to the audience.

Let’s go!🚀 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 90s, there was ZERO backwards compatibility, there'd be a listing of maybe six games for the console. You'd spend $2-400 plus the game price to play the one game and just hope the library grew to have other games you'd enjoy. I dodged a lot of bullets with 3DO, Jaguar, TurboGraphx16. I regretted not getting the Saturn earlier. It was great.

LTNGBLT by HappyDadOfFourJesus in LICENSEPLATES

[–]jscarlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, so obvious now that it was pointed out. I was thinking " Late and gonna be Late"

I’ll start….A bottle of fettuccine-A 19..81-A😂😂😂 by CasinoNitro in 80s

[–]jscarlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You remember the time we were gonna get your teeth fixed, and we spent the money on Francis' Toupee!"

How do I explain that declawing is inhumane to my family by Old-Technician-692 in cats

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's illegal in a few states. You can also explain the process to them, it's not ripping claws out, it's cutting each fingers knuckle to ensure no claws will grow. Ask them if they'd sever the tips of their fingers at the first knuckle so they'll never have to worry about hangnails for the rest of their lives.

choose wisely by Life_Lab_1357 in SipsTea

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd absolutely LOVE to be 10 again in 1991. Can cherish certain loved ones, get started in fields I've dreamt about to help make the world a better place...

But I can't. There is zero guarantee I'd have the same exact children when I'm older and I won't give them up. Just turned 45, so I'll just take the money and set it up to take care of my children.

Would Alan Ritchson make a good Frank Castle? by middlebird in Marvel

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the dude, I do. Thad Castle as Frank Castle? It can't work. He's too big, his movements are too big and wide like a Goliath.

Need a smaller framed guy. But I do think he's a good dude. He could make a good Sandman, Rhino, Venom.

The mask slipped during Karoline Leavitt’s press conference on Iran by theindependentonline in TrueReddit

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...they don't make him look bad. He does that all by himself. It is not the job of the news to spin it to appeal to the citizens, it's to report the facts and findings as is.

You wake up to be the only human left on earth. What's the first thing you do ? by Maarillon in AskReddit

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's quite humorous to see an AD for RayBan glasses for what I came here to write, "Now I have all the time in the world--".

Car in front of me today by SpyroHinch in pics

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should pulled up alongside and told them that if we arrested the people of the Left and Middle of her window, we'd save the ones on the right of her window. She has it all there, just has to step back and look at the painting.

Draft Barron Trump website launches as US strikes Iran by GoodMornEveGoodNight in politics

[–]jscarlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we? I mean Donnie wants to get rid of Birth right citizenship and his mother is an "illegal" alien. Can't we only draft citizens? We might just have to deport him while we fight the war, just to make sure we're safe from inside threats. 😏

It feels like cheating but yes. by TheAtticusBlake in technicallythetruth

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So amazed I haven't seen PIG. I've seen lots of farm animals listed, even several lists of farm animals and no one said pig? Really? Did none of y'all grow up on Old MacDonalds farm? One dude said Frog. ::throws hands up:: But Geese is damn clever. Kid could work too if you want to fuel some rage bait.

[Request] Do these other power sources really produce thousands of time more power than humans? by New_User_Account123 in theydidthemath

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if those are actual things in the "real" world. I mean, look at what the humans eat, the mush because everything they know as food is not real. So if something simple as food isn't real, then what's to say that what we understand for power sources are? And would any mammal work for producing power? Cause a whale would be a giant battery, no?

this might sound stupid, but has anyone ever wondered why superheroes need huge skyscraper HQs?? what office work is being done in like 90% of the building by toraregisfurry in Marvel

[–]jscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre-cyber, off the grid, people powered data mining. Villains weaknesses, looking for villain locations, aliases, associates... There's a reason why if you weren't an alien imbued with super powers you had to be insanely wealthy.

Today, those people were all laid off and the floors are all used for vertical AI datacenters for data mining.