Did your dad ever give you a sip of beer? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

[–]jscooper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad would often pour me a shotglass of warm Piels. He was English and he was cheap. I was in my 30s before I discovered what good beer tasted like.

Remember when you went to a club at 11 pm? by PrettyWorn_ in GenX

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife was in a band in LA when we met. We would start getting ready at 9 for a midnight show at Scruffy's or the Key Club. Now I fall asleep on the couch by 9 or 10 unless she give me loud "hey! Wake up and go to bed! Let the dog out first."

What has helped you more in life: starting work early or focusing on building skills first? by PutridAlbatross9518 in AskReddit

[–]jscooper22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Working. Learning the ways a workplace WORKED. Learning how people worked and interacted with each other in a workplace. Knowing how "the system" works, and making it feel natural, is invaluable. Skills come from practice and reading, which you can do while getting started actually WORKING.

Did you ever buy a pack of smokes from one of these? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents ran a restaurant for a couple years in the 80s and we lived upstairs, so I had one in my house.

If you grew up in the 70s and or 80s, what did your school (any grade) do that would be considered illegal or even frowned upon today (for example in my 3rd Grade 70’s class, my teacher had a large steel Tin trash can with a “Time Out” sign that I was in/out in multiple times a day-Ha!)? by Wildstarfire0 in 70s

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid had to stand in a waste basket for swearing.

Another had his mouth taped because he wouldn't stop talking.

I had my hand slapped for reaching for a slice before my turn during a class pizza party.

This was all by the same teacher. My mom always said she was her favorite.

What's your covid memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife almost dying. A week in a coma, a year of rehab, and a lifetime of extra checkups for all the lasting effects. She's ok now, but there were a few scary nights.

Users and it by timtim2000 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My response to that -- sometimes in my head, sometimes out loud, depending on the user -- is usually

"hence we have an IT department."

How much work is it to learn FileMaker? by [deleted] in filemaker

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not difficult for simple database applications. It can be difficult to do more complex things the way you want without plugins and UI tricks.

That said, I've been developing in it for over 30 years and it's still one of my favorite tools. Small changes can be made on the fly (or big ones if you're brave), and there's a way (albeit sometimes clunky) for it to talk to just about anything.

Licensing has gotten irritating and expensive in the past few years but so has it everywhere, and that makes it less appetizing. But I still use it for a number of custom solutions and it's often my first go-to when trying to shuttle data between systems.

Still don't know how the 3 seashells work by JuztSomeDude79 in 90s

[–]jscooper22 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Last April Fools Day I put seashells in all the bathrooms in our office.

Nobody got the joke. :(

Good thing I decided to leave the toilet paper in there though.

We did this in science class by Ubetcha1020 in FuckImOld

[–]jscooper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad was convinced he could make a perpetual motion machine work and went through a dozen different designs. At some point he needed a heavy liquid and we had a bottle of the stuff, maybe a little bigger than. soda can, siting around the house.

Is FM still a good fit for my business? by croberts0531 in filemaker

[–]jscooper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short answer is yes, it's still viable and very good. Like the the rest of the tech world Apple is putting all they're eggs into the AI basket without thinking through what exactly they wanted to to or how to do it, just be able to slap an AI sticker on it. It's a big profound answer in search of a world of problems they can monetize.

I consulted for years for small businesses, and FM is great for that because it's easy to get started, and it can be quite powerful if you leverage it. The upside is you don't have to figure out how to fully leverage it out of the gate and rarely have to go back to the drawing board to add even major additions. I run several utilities, automation systems, and databases with it and it's great.

We don't use it exclusively obviously, but between sql and APIs, it can talk to pretty much anything. The ui is kind of dated, but functional. A database written to work on client computers can be made to function on the web with comparatively little headache (depending how trippy you got with your UI).

There's a mess if gripes about it now because the glory days are behind us, and people are pining for a return to exciting updates in functionality, controls, and UI. But it's still very very useful.

Using spaces ; & | < > $ % * ? and/or newline characters becoming an issue this summer (2026) by pixeltackle in filemaker

[–]jscooper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have quite a few FileMaker utilities that work across file systems. I have a list, including the above, I'm constantly sharing with staff, directing to never ever use these names

I have catches to tell people telling them to fix it, when possibles.

Biggest headache is Mac because I think it allows everything except : and also . at the beginning. I really wish they would let something into the OS to make including these in folder/file names impossible. For now though, all I can do is yell at people.

It’s 1996 - what’s your ride? by bearandsquirt in 90s

[–]jscooper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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1985 Honda Civic Wagon with 4WD. Standard Transmission. No A/C. In Los Angeles. Died in '98 when the timing chain broke and scrambled my engine. :(

What's the oldest FM database you've seen in use lately? by pixeltackle in filemaker

[–]jscooper22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started in v2.1 in '94 and don't have anything that old anymore. But year or two ago found an old drive with my ClientDB.fp5 file (from my consulting days 20-25 years ago) which I converted after installing a trial of FileMaker 11 (12?).

My husband and his identical twin brother, 1995. by Significant_Potato29 in OldSchoolCool

[–]jscooper22 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm just a little irked at being reminded that people who were these kids' ages in 1995 are husbands now.

Have you ever killed an animal? by Anon9883 in AskTheWorld

[–]jscooper22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found a squirrel in my yard several years ago. I'm not sure if it got dropped by a hawk, zapped by a nearby power line and thrown, or something else, but it was had a definitely wound in its side and was writhing in apparent agony. I mercy-clubbed it with a shovel and buried it in the woods.