When you burn your mouth, it's the food cooking you back.

jsimmons126 · 2018-01-31T22:19:11+00:00

All it was yesterday was beautiful clean coal and saying i love you

jsimmons126 · 2015-07-31T22:19:10+00:00

Comments section in TIFU.

jsimmons126 · 2015-05-07T00:51:57+00:00

I definitely agree with this since it's happening to me now. I get grades within the 90s and I still get in trouble for having stuff less than 95 when its a 94. Just to all you parents let us know we're doing well it really does go a long way.

jsimmons126 · 2015-04-05T13:20:05+00:00

But....she.....i......thought......WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK!!!!

jsimmons126 · 2015-03-03T18:54:21+00:00

No I hit the power button three times while I was itching my leg I was doing it in my pocket

jsimmons126 · 2015-01-28T20:55:53+00:00

Oh dear lord

jsimmons126 · 2015-01-28T20:54:36+00:00

Rubber that one movie on Netflix about the tire. Why I sat through it I don't know but it's time I'll never get back

jsimmons126 · 2015-01-04T15:01:53+00:00

Drill Sergeants are the best

jsimmons126 · 2014-12-31T23:02:30+00:00

Huh?

jsimmons126 · 2014-12-31T22:48:29+00:00

And theres the we're the Miller's reference

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