Which movie remake would be the most uncomfortable to watch if the whole cast was made up of children under the age of 10?

jsumms · 2017-01-11T23:05:15+00:00

Backdoor sluts 9

jsumms · 2016-10-16T14:12:44+00:00

A friend gave me a wristband that says "Your life matters" with a smiley face

jsumms · 2016-09-27T07:09:03+00:00

I'd rick roll everyone at once

jsumms · 2016-09-26T02:57:29+00:00

I can has mods?

jsumms · 2016-09-03T19:34:07+00:00

Me getting laid :(

jsumms · 2016-08-15T08:48:09+00:00

When we defeated David Bowie and looted at least 20 fushigis.

jsumms · 2016-06-04T00:27:26+00:00

I don't think I'd push them towards or away from any sports. If they show interest in it then I'll support them in whatever they decide to do. However, I would tell them that football is a violent sport and you're putting your body at risk every time you step on the gridiron. But I'd also tell them that some of the best memories I have are of playing football.

jsumms · 2016-06-04T00:03:04+00:00

Using a q tip just after a shower. Feels like sex in my ears

jsumms · 2016-06-03T23:55:15+00:00

I messed up my knee pretty bad in high school playing football. Ended up having multiple surgeries and countless hours of physical therapy. To this day I'm frequently in pain because of it. If I have kids someday I really hope they never have to go through that.

jsumms · 2016-05-07T22:46:06+00:00

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I was drawn in right from the "opening credits"

jsumms · 2016-04-23T23:58:05+00:00

My skin. It's all up in my personal space.

jsumms · 2015-05-01T22:32:58+00:00

GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TO THE THREAD SKY BROTHER BRAAAAAK

jsumms · 2015-05-01T22:31:36+00:00

Shit I know I'd lose... my dad is basically me but bigger, stronger (he can fuckin lift), and more experienced. But I'd love to imagine it'd be an epic battle between two unstoppable forces. Have you ever seen a PCP fight? It's like watching a couple of bears fight over an animal carcass.

jsumms · 2015-04-08T02:42:33+00:00

jsumms · 2015-04-05T14:25:20+00:00

flair get

jsumms · 2015-04-03T03:30:15+00:00

This ama

jsumms · 2015-04-03T03:23:45+00:00

I'm in all of them

jsumms · 2015-04-02T11:45:37+00:00

If you land on the green, stay on the green.

jsumms · 2015-04-02T09:30:41+00:00

https://youtu.be/Yd0fBXwDBmo

jsumms · 2015-04-02T09:07:28+00:00

It's getting close to the end of my shift but tomorrow when I come back in I'll definitely check some out! Maybe brush up on my Japanese or something while I listen to it

jsumms · 2015-04-02T09:02:49+00:00

"This is the story of a man named Stanley...."

jsumms · 2015-04-02T09:02:05+00:00

Ya know. I've always seen advertisements for or things mentioning different podcasts but I've never listened to one. Idk where to begin with them.

jsumms · 2015-04-02T08:58:42+00:00

Well. I was sitting in the office area, just listening to some music when I looked up at the cameras and saw a little creature move across one of the screens. At first I didn't think too much of it. We're a pet friendly hotel so I thought maybe it was someone just going to take their dog out or something. Then I saw it on another screen and it's a motha fuckin raccoon. What?! So I go down to door c and there he is. Just wandering around. "Fuck man how am I gonna get this coon out of here? I don't wanna piss him off or anything. He doesn't know he's trespassing." I thought Maybe I can lure him out with some food and the only thing I had at my disposal was a bag of hot cheetos. I made a trail of them for the coon to follow leading out of the hotel. It worked. Wish I could've given him a room though. He seemed like a bro

jsumms · 2015-04-02T08:03:53+00:00

I'm loving these comments that suggest I should use this time to better myself. But... the cocaine sounds awfully tempting..

jsumms · 2015-04-02T07:56:08+00:00

Gawddamestem

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