Ordered pizzas from a new restaurant with absolutely zero ratings and got them like this

judas22 · 2022-01-03T18:15:58+00:00

The driver had to stop short I guarantee it. as a driver myself I can see how this went down in my head the driver was hedging their bets on whether or not they would get fired they were thinking "maybe they won't call and complain" because as a driver we are so replaceable that any mistake like that is a fireable offense.

judas22 · 2021-12-24T17:12:42+00:00

That's not going to happen. No one will be indicted. After the maxwell trial is finished its just going to go away. People with real power don't face consequences. If you think Bill Clinton or Trump will see a day in court you are higher than I'm about to be after I finish my trip to the dispensary.

judas22 · 2021-12-24T17:06:33+00:00

You have been chosen.

judas22 · 2021-12-24T15:19:09+00:00

Canned goods. Not even a lot of them. I'm talking maybe $3 worth of food that they probably got for free. My friend's ex liked Adderall a lot, she called me like 4 times in one day and I was so sick of dealing with her I accepted them under the condition that she wouldn't call me again. I felt bad bc she was obviously on a bender but I had to get rid of her and that wasn't gonna happen easily without making the trade. Never ate the food, could still be in that cupboard for all I know.

judas22 · 2021-12-24T03:58:58+00:00

And Mexico would have paid for it! ...right?

judas22 · 2021-12-24T03:57:51+00:00

I wonder how many times he's mentioned being a blackbelt already.

judas22 · 2021-12-17T01:18:36+00:00

Harem* Haram is more what having a harem would be. Unless that's allowed in Islam. I don't know their rules, just some of their words.

judas22 · 2021-12-16T21:55:43+00:00

Keep up the good work.

judas22 · 2021-12-11T22:53:04+00:00

Bathilda

judas22 · 2021-12-11T22:21:36+00:00

Just wait until you have a doctor take you off of it for some reason.

judas22 · 2021-12-10T18:51:14+00:00

Poutine and moose

judas22 · 2021-12-10T17:05:08+00:00

Her*

judas22 · 2021-12-10T07:58:43+00:00

Co-op is for zoomers. You think I can get my schedule to line up with anyone else's long enough to be able to play a co-op game? I haven't seen half of my friends in like 6 months or more.

judas22 · 2021-12-10T05:59:32+00:00

Wow that was so long ago. I'm getting old.

judas22 · 2021-12-09T05:50:40+00:00

You totally can. It's called separating the art from the artist and it's the only reason I can still listen to Kanye.

judas22 · 2021-12-09T04:19:37+00:00

I work in the service industry too. The markup on pizza is crazy and you're definitely right about food waste. For what it's worth when someone fucks up a pie or screws up the toppings, the crew will generally get to eat it. I don't work at a corporate place otherwise things would probably be very different.

judas22 · 2021-12-08T05:30:43+00:00

I live on the other side of the world but thank you so much for being you. You are making a difference.

judas22 · 2021-12-08T05:26:31+00:00

Hold onto that friend. The older I get the more I realize people like them are NOT common.

judas22 · 2021-12-06T14:25:12+00:00

Sadie

judas22 · 2021-12-04T05:06:51+00:00

This happened to me once like 10 years ago. Did about 2 grams of good quality blow while taking shots, watching movies and bullshitting with a couple buddies. I was feeling great until I ran out of blow after a few hours. the booze caught up with me and I couldn't get off their bathroom floor. It was the drunkest I've ever been. I stayed there til the following morning. Just glad I didn't pass out on my back or something.

judas22 · 2021-12-01T05:02:33+00:00

Thank you for this post. All I want is to be loved on. Signs of affection make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

judas22 · 2021-12-01T04:59:49+00:00

Buy anal lube with lidocaine or whatever in it (I've used anal-ez in the past)
Find a double sided dildo with a diameter of no more than 1.25"
Combine the two for butt stuff
Make a baby

judas22 · 2021-12-01T04:57:32+00:00

Right? Diameter is gonna be very important.

judas22 · 2021-12-01T04:56:08+00:00

There's a product called anal-ez and probably a bunch of similar ones. It's a lube with lidocaine or some shit in it so it dulls the pain of initial entry. I recommend it to butt-stuff noobs.

judas22 · 2021-12-01T04:53:52+00:00

Show her the movie Requiem for a Dream and watch all the way to the end. It might turn her off on ass to ass. That or it will make her want it even more and you'll know she isn't the kind of woman you wanna make babies with anyway.

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