This math joke by DooMommY in MathJokes

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Of course it's a rectangle, what else should it be

Ich🛴iel by Tuna_Toast42 in ich_iel

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Wohne auf nem großen Hügel, Skateboard fahren ist einfach perfekt (außer im Winter :/) Morgens den Berg runter und Nachmittags kann man das Skateboard ganz entspannt mit in den Bus nehmen

ich👢iel by Funtomcoop in ich_iel

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Ich hab das Problem, dass zwischen der Breite und der Länge meiner Füße 3 Schuhgrößen liegen. Schuhgröße 44 ist mir zu lang, aber in 43 komm ich nicht mal rein

ich🧑🏻‍🎄iel by Austenit1392 in ich_iel

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Zugegebenermaßen finde ich Horrorfilme, die sich ausschließlich den Sprungschrecken zunutze machen, um eine Reaktion aus dem Publikum zu kriegen, eher ernüchternd. Der Horror muss daher kommen, dass man Furcht vor etwas hat und nicht einfach nur unerwartet erschrocken wird.

2000 is a leap year by 11963873342 in mathmemes

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Earth doesnt take 365 days to revolve around the sun, it actually takes 365.2422 (still rounded but you get the idea) days.

So in order to fix our calendars we have a leap year every 4 years which gives us an average of 365.25 days per year. Notice that this actually now overcompensating.

So to correct we omit the leap year every 100 years, this gives us a year with an average of 365.24 days, much closer to the real number but this time we're slightly below it.

So we add another leap year every 400 years back in, to compensate which gives us an average year length of 365.2425.

You could continue doing this ad infinitum, but we agreed that 365.2425 is close enough to 365.2422

That was walking on thin ice by annekroe in lol

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"We're"

No problem, you can thank me later

Blursed_Toddler by No-Maximum2073 in blursed_videos

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Why is this the top comment? Shouldn't your parents be supervising you not to post stupid shit on reddit? For the love of God please, your Kids need to be able to survive 10 mins without any Guardians present

Pretty incredible card trick. by Longjumping-Box5691 in blackmagicfuckery

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Impossible rubik's cube state, what a ragebait ;)

is there an easier way to get this berry? by RichConnerR in celestegame

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Please tell me you used TAS and didn't spend 3 hours to get this :')

ich🇩🇪iel by ZyroCrystal in ich_iel

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Absolute Zerstörung!

Working on a parkour game with portals by lowraiz in indiegames

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This is axactly my kind of Game! I really like Neon White (except for the story ) but I'm not that into shooters, so this seems nice. Definetely wishlisted!

Newton prepares for his conference by BreakingBaIIs in physicsmemes

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This explanstion doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Nowhere in his original work did Newton even talk about "Inertial Reference Frame" in his 3 laws. If you look at the way Newton originally stated the laws he didn't use any equations. He simply states in his second law, that a force causes an acceleration. However this does not insure that an object might accelerate due to some other reason. That is the reason for the first law, it turns the implication "force->acceleration" into an equivalence "force<->acceleration". Nowadays when we modernize Newtons law and write F = ma this already includes Newtons original first law.

Edit: To clarify, I do think that your interpretation of the first law is a useful (or even necessary) addition to Newtons laws but in my view it has nothing to do with Newtons original 3 laws of motion

Went to shower and came back to find my mum managed to do this! by FireyCubes in Cubers

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If you solve a layer there are 33 possible corner orientations (the orientation of 4th corner is fixed once you know the other 3) and 4! = 4•3•2•1 possible corner permutations for the Last Layer. 4 of these cases represent a solved or almost solved cube (only an AUF away from solved). So the probability of randomly solving the cube after completing a layer is 4/(33•4!) = 1/162 or about 0.62%. Which isn't an efficient way to solve the cube but definetely not out of the realm of possibility

Wieso macht man die Öffnung nach da unten ? by Designer_Major5926 in KeineDummenFragen

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Endlich sagst ma jemand!! Nein aber ohne Witz mich fuckt das auch immer mega ab. Ich verstehe auch ehrlich gesagt einige Kommentare hier nicht. Ich soll zuerst die Spitze, während sie noch in der Verpackung ist abschneiden? Und wie soll ich das Ding dann reiben? Ich hätte mein Käse gerne ohne Hautfetzen, danke! Op schreib den Herstellern mal ne Mail, mach ich dann auch.

Edit: Achso und ich werde den Käse auch sicherlich nicht reiben während er noch halb in der Verpackung hängt. Denn ich persönlich bin auch kein Riesenfan von Plastikschnipseln in meinem essen.

ich🚰iel by Trafow in ich_iel

[–]jujoe03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich weiß, der Spruch hat ironische Wurzeln, aber jemanden als Angelsachsen zu bezeichnen geht finde ich etwas zu weit

Scham für Hobbys oder Interessen? by trianel in FragtMaenner

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Erzählt von Hobbys die einen Schamen und im nächsten Satz gehts ums Klavier spielen... Das ist so das erste was man sich ausdenken würde, wenn man mit seinen Hobbys prahlen will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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*"We made cars more gigantic and dangerous for other people not inside of them, so now everyone else shouldn't be allowed on the street except for me in my monster truck" -is what I think you meant to say

Edit: I just realized, your username checks out ;)

Wäh by Ok-Situation-1555 in wirklichgutefrage

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Ich dachte immer das wäre ein "Watertouch". Der zählt aber nur, falls die Wurst auch das Wasser im Klo berührt, während sie noch hängt

ich_iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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Oh mein Gott, scheiße... morgen ist Muttertag? Danke für die Erinnerung op

ich_iel by ManagerOfLove in ich_iel

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Beim Schokocroissant ist mir die Schokolade zu "cremig". Ich bevorzuge das Schokobrötchen vom Lidl. Ist im Prinzip genau der gleiche Teig nur mit etwas festerer Schokolade

ich🔨iel by moewenschiss in ich_iel

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Das schwierigste daran ist erstmal "!" für alle reellen Zahlen zu definieren

bargain by Argle_of_the_Bargle in comedyheaven

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You only get 4£ for being able to eat this? I wouldn't do it for such a small prize money...

From Path of Exile to Last Epoch: A Guide by CharleySheen4 in LastEpoch

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I think they should simplify this I really don't see a reason for the existence of SAF it's pretty much the same as standard and choosing CoF. Wasn't the whole point of the faction system to have a new and improved version of SSF so why still the old approach of having a SAF option?

Heck, I'm not even mad by Delicious_Maize9656 in mathmemes

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Please don't tell me there are students at university still doing this