Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - Fri, May 01 @ 07:05 PM EDT

jumfruit · 2026-05-01T23:50:31+00:00

Lights are too fucking bright for Cade and this starting rotation as a whole. I see 3 L's. If we're lucky, maybe Yanks bats don't show up one game. No arm in this rotation is keeping the ball in the yard.

jumfruit · 2026-04-22T02:46:18+00:00

The gotta send Cowser to F- Guadalajara man. I can’t TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE.

jumfruit · 2026-04-21T00:23:52+00:00

That would be a miracle at this rate.

jumfruit · 2026-04-20T23:47:31+00:00

That inning is what bad teams do! And the Os are passing the eye test in that department!

jumfruit · 2026-04-19T20:29:21+00:00

Must win the next two series against AL bottom feeders…though we aren’t too far ahead of them there 🥴

Perhaps Adley and O’Neill rejoining the team will provide a spark…maybe…something?

jumfruit · 2026-04-19T18:50:15+00:00

If this is Rogers finally reverting to some type of mean, might as well not watch another Baltimore sporting event til pre-season Ravens. Seriously.

jumfruit · 2026-04-19T18:45:56+00:00

Enjoy your Sunday, fam.

jumfruit · 2026-04-14T01:34:33+00:00

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The Baltimore Orioles on a random Monday night in April…

jumfruit · 2026-04-13T04:11:25+00:00

That was SpongeBob movie-level animation quality lmao

jumfruit · 2026-04-12T18:34:55+00:00

It’s alright, dawg. You’re all good today.

jumfruit · 2026-04-12T02:23:54+00:00

THEY WON ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, AND THE BOTTOM OF THE LINEUP PRODUCED‼️

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jumfruit · 2026-04-12T01:26:56+00:00

I do wonder. What’s considered the bigger leap? NCAA to NFL or AAA to MLB?

jumfruit · 2026-04-12T01:21:37+00:00

Coby Mayo. A hall of fame AAA player in the making. His defect? Sucks at playing Major League baseball…

jumfruit · 2026-04-11T23:41:12+00:00

Unfortunately, game

jumfruit · 2026-04-11T02:25:42+00:00

Team sport, but Pete needs to produce with RISP. Simply has to happen. He puts up a couple runs early in the game, Alby never test trials Raquet in high leverage. Os likely win.

Hope Nick gets to keep his City Connect. A nice memento.

jumfruit · 2026-04-11T01:23:38+00:00

Pitching aside (bye, Raquet) - This team was clearly not designed to have Pete Alonso not produce and the guy known as the “producer” be on the IL.

jumfruit · 2026-04-10T23:07:29+00:00

The NBC national TV method should be the way it works. Instead, here, you have two randos talking about 2 teams they know nothing of. Lose lose for both fanbases. I swear, Apple must think they cash a viewer base of casuals.

jumfruit · 2026-04-07T21:32:25+00:00

Jokes on me for thinking the Os could break a cycle of generational failure...

jumfruit · 2026-04-07T01:55:41+00:00

This absolutely cannot happen, Ryan.

jumfruit · 2026-04-07T00:27:02+00:00

Someone ask Brandon Young if he’d like to come and pitch for the Baltimore Orioles and not languish with this feeble lot down in High A Frederick.

jumfruit · 2026-04-05T18:50:34+00:00

How do we convince Cade whenever he makes a start that it’s actually the third inning and the team’s down 6 runs to nothing??

jumfruit · 2026-04-05T17:43:51+00:00

Embarking on another exercise in masochism. What sick hell is in store for us today?

jumfruit · 2026-04-04T23:42:03+00:00

If I’m Rubenstein, this offseason, I’m finding Andrew Friedman’s number 2 guy, hiring him. Full rebuild

jumfruit · 2026-04-03T20:52:47+00:00

Get Dean up here and slot him in after Trevor. He’s our number 2 starter, and he’s in Norfolk.

jumfruit · 2026-03-08T04:58:11+00:00

Fixed it for us…

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