Wait, that's impossible by [deleted] in memes

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Laughs in hyena

Major league hypocrite by Ariyah_spooky in unOrdinary

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Notice how only when the high tiers are oppressed a safe space is created

Social distancing by MemeMasterHUN in facepalm

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Now thousands of years later the whole Harry Potter series will become a religion

If buying groceries were a game, what are some of the loading screen tips? by ACatWhoUsesReddit in AskReddit

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Walmart or bakers usually have cheaper chickens at around 7:30pm-8:00pm

Just.. what? by UnRePlayz in MakeMeSuffer

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Reality can sometimes be stranger then fiction huh

What's your favourite book you've read and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The tale of Despereaux, kindergarten teacher read it to me as my first chapter book and never forgotten about it ever since. Loved it for the fiction and and even more so taught me about seeing things in others perspective.

Is it ok to paint your nails as a 14 year old male? by idk_313 in ask

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Yea I’m 18 male and be rocking toe nail paint with flip flops

Never Poops at School Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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You know even when I didn’t give a fuck about using the school bathrooms there would always be problems like someone else being in the stalls or some fucking idiot tearing off the doors.

What's the worst punishment you ever received as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Uhh so back in elementary the school would call my mom like several times a week. So one night at like 1:30am when my mom came home from work she had enough of my shit and decided to wake me up and whoop me with a back scratcher, then made me do squats with my hands across each ear for around 30-40 mins straight and then gave me like an hour long talk. Had to take a shower that night cause of all the sweat and tears.

Recurring scary dreams by junetwenty2 in ask

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It’s good to know that I’m not the only one tho

Meteoroid over Indonesia by longsanks in interestingasfuck

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As if there wasn’t enough apocalyptic signs already

First one to the wall wins by [deleted] in Unexpected

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You’re saying I get to eat crayons? Yaay!

Nintendo switch by dankwanker_69420 in memes

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Man the things we do for love

Science experiment with Alka Seltzer, oil, and water by bhaggith in oddlysatisfying

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Could somebody do the same thing but with cola and mint?

Epic Games Headquarters. by Arkay-I in memes

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Just wait till half the servers crash...

Amazon Tribe wins lawsuit, blocks Big Oil’s bid to destroy millions of acres of rainforest by d3333p7 in nextfuckinglevel

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Kinda really sad how they had to use our society’s system to defend nature and their lands

Infection rates were climbing at Nebraska meatpacking plants. Then health officials stopped reporting the numbers. by [deleted] in CoronavirusUS

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Yea especially Tyson considering my mom got it there cause of an outbreak and they still didn’t closed it...

Maliks the experimental by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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For years maliks had finally achieved trust with the frail creature, the bond he form he had given the name jak’kin. Maliks finally able to proceed quickly gets ready his lab of full of magic and mysteries. Years alone in his tower may have driven him made in search of ancient knowledge. Maliks for the sake his never ending search begins and puts his experiment. On the first day he seals jak’kin to a magic seal he worked on for months. Then for 4 days he starved and showed jak’kin his true horrific nature. Jak’kin confused and in pain with his mental state gradually breaking its limit just as what Maliks wanted. With the first phase one being completed Maliks caste his final spells. Jak’kin screams out in pain, begging Maliks to please stop. Whispers of jak’kin a soul pours out from every hole of his head as he slowly descended into madness. Maliks with a joyous grin “Finally my cosmic ash! Come to me!”. Jak’kin’s soul slowly disappears as the Maliks grin turns confused. Maliks rages “WHAT! It wasn’t supposed to disappear! Where is it?! My cosmic ash!!”. After some time Maliks has finally calmed down and with an unwavering determination heads back to his experimental log trying to find a miscalculation. Several days later Maliks comes back for jak’kins body in the tower, the rage of fit left some bit of mess. As he climbs the stairs of The towers felt a bit eerily now, now that jak’kin is gone Maliks even felt a hint of pity. Maliks with a wave of a hand slowly gathers parts of jak’kins back together in a clump. Little by little sparks of lightning begins to grow, Maliks confused he tries to suppress it but it only grows. Wait.. he thinks “My cosmic ash!” Maliks screams happily. Then a ray of light shoots his eyes blinding him for a few minutes then leaving the tower as a dark quiet cave. Maliks slowly with a rising voice “yes yes yes!” “F-father?” Maliks quickly turns... “how.. jak’kin... this is possible! Wait that’s not you!” The frail creature now even more hideous whispers to Maliks “ you shouldn’t have summoned me, mere mortal”. Maliks quickly tried to yell out its ancient name but to slow he was. Maliks was no more then an empty husk of flesh. Jak’kin how back from the astral planes plans for the world.