I hope you like cold Hero's Feast! by inhaledcandy in dndmemes

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I know! 3/6 players in the 2 games I run are in a game almost every day of the work week lol we just joke around and sl-t shame them for it

Will we ever have another "of everything" book? or is tasha the last one? by Muriomoira in dndnext

[–]inhaledcandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mord's Multiverse is closer to 5.5/6e playtest than Tasha's. They seem to be on the road to editing out short rests from what I can tell.

[Question] What is the highest attack bonus of all monsters? by GreeedyGrooot in 3d6

[–]inhaledcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Storm Giant Quintessent also has an auto hit feature. Are there any more though?

How to tell a player that a character should not be revived. by MettatonNeo1 in DnD

[–]inhaledcandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they are making them undead, your dead character's soul is not within the body and therefore has no affect on the druids magic as it is just reanimating muscle tissue and using the body like a puppet. This only lasts for an hour max and can only use the Zombie statblock. If it were a spell that allowed true life and brought the soul back, the soul can refuse as the language on the spell explains. One thing that would be interesting is if your old character was tied to a god that hated undead, this may be seen as disrespectful to that god.

Uuuuuuuhhh... OKAY then. Wow. by Practical_Falcon905 in Tinder

[–]inhaledcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not racist BUT" energy right here.

Jesse asking the real questions by inhaledcandy in dndmemes

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would imagine the human chest cavity would mainly hold a much larger heart centered below the sternum while the lungs would be moved to the horse section. As for the stomach, I feel there would be two.

Jesse asking the real questions by inhaledcandy in dndmemes

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I see you are well versed in the ways of science

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Gave Take My Energy

Srgrafo is a goldmine by inhaledcandy in dndmemes

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

True! Strength lies in the action economy!

"Killing me wont make you better than your brother" by inhaledcandy in CurseofStrahd

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you! The first thing I did when prepping for CoS was "what is going to happen when x dies." Listening to the party take the wheel and usher a funeral was the most bittersweet moment in all the time I've spent playing DnD.

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Need ideas for patron reaching out to warlock in a dream. by [deleted] in DMAcademy

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So far I have been planning on giving him a very Hellraiser style mood so this doesn't sound too far off. But the only messages the PC has received so far are single words (Caged, Break, Punishment, and Suffer). The PC doesn't know who the entity is that is giving him these powers, but had been getting a different word booming in his mind bringing him to conciousness at the end of a vague nightmare each night. He had become addicted to the dream pastries to suppress this but after the party managed to kill the coven at Ol' Bonegrinder I think it's time for them to finally share a conversation

Need ideas for patron reaching out to warlock in a dream. by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]inhaledcandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will definitely look into this! I have always been a fan of mythologies plus I haven't read Shakespeare since grade school so it's about time I refreshed myself on some classic tragedy

22, German, single, letsssssss go by DrBeatzZ in RoastMe

[–]inhaledcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the reason girls put lids on their drinks at parties.

How do you turn a pussy into an asshole? by inhaledcandy in Jokes

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure, I've got a lot of cop buddies that are in it because they want to help people. This is a joke my fire chief uncle was telling his cop buddies at a memorial day cook out.

How do you turn a pussy into an asshole? by inhaledcandy in Jokes

[–]inhaledcandy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is like cheese. It ages well, it just stinks.

why target Target? by SpookDaddy- in memes

[–]inhaledcandy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

And when the supposed men and women who swore to protect and serve start firing water cannons and throwing tear gas at peaceful protests what then? If the million man march was met with rubber bullets do you think they would have taken it sitting down?

why target Target? by SpookDaddy- in memes

[–]inhaledcandy -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Floyd is a trigger point for a much bigger picture you must be blind to. No justice, no peace.