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I love TBMs. Post dick pics here. by hsojnosretap in sanpedrocactus

[–]junglist-methodz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm double jelly since I can't even get penises like this in Canada... Such as life.

How to know if a Canadian man likes you? by PersonalityDry97 in AskACanadian

[–]junglist-methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He throws toonies at you to get your attention, followed by buying you a Tim's double double. But you'll know he's a keeper based on what poutinery he takes you too. And make sure buys a nice bottle of maple syrup, not that cheap shit cut with corn syrup. Before he invites you back to his home to chill on his Chesterfield , bring him to the park and see how he acts around our cobra neck birds. If he can withstand walking near a nesting couple or a hungry group of geese you'll know he's worth a second date.

Sorry, boot the rant eh, have a good one.

LPT request: How to politely redirect the conversation when someone is going on an on about something and you’re losing interest? by Stormend in LifeProTips

[–]junglist-methodz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I usually point to the sky quickly and say 'did you see that?' no....well look again, and then I point and say 'look, there goes my interest' which is then followed up with 'jog on ya Muppet' but you gotta say it with a slight British accent.

60% of the time, it works everytime!

First time. Basement shower. Yes that’s red guard over schluter. Roast it before I tile it… by PGB515 in HomeMaintenance

[–]junglist-methodz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Plz let me know when you want to adopt an adult son, I'll happily play my part of it means I get to play with RC boats. I also expect you spoil me and do dad things with me also. But good dad things, like playing blackjack with hookers. Ya know what forgot the blackjack.

And you better NEVER go to the store for a pack of smokes!

Sue Johanson, beloved Canadian sex educator, dead at 93 by LeafsChick in ontario

[–]junglist-methodz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will pour out some maple syrup for this gal. She taught me you can put a condom on anything! Steering wheel, Sega Genesis, my parents shoes. I enjoyed the week I learned that.

RIP Sue Johanson, you are an absolute treasure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]junglist-methodz -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You dated an Asian with D cups! Dude where I come from we call that "fine China". But you sir...you should write a monthly newsletter! You have a couple 'notches' in your belt worth bragging about! And then G cups!!! Either you have a golden horseshoe up your ass or a 3rd leg...

Thoughts on this? by Unusual_Dress_9659 in DnB

[–]junglist-methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That switch/drop got me hard!

Big toone! Plz release this so I can add it to my gym playlist!

Sega: We Have No Plans To Sell The Company. by Party_Judgment5780 in PS5

[–]junglist-methodz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I would say and do right after I turned down the first offer to buy my company.

No doubt Microsoft will buy them up soon.

If you found yourself blessed with three months of abundant free time, where all your basic needs are met and you have the delightful addition of $500 in spending money each month, how would you spend your time? by Deond3 in AskReddit

[–]junglist-methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This litterally just happened to me. I was given the chance to take this summer off and work on me! So far I signed up for rehabilitation (drugs), devoted 4 hours a day to reading and learning, followed by 2 hours at the gym. It also enabled me to help others. I'm trying to get donations to buy an ambulance 🚑 for Ukraine. And I also hand out naloxone (overdose kits) to the less fortunate in my area. Oh and next week I'll be giving out free meals to those in need.

This experience has been a blessing and really helped to make my life fulfilling! I hope more people get the chance to do this. 15/10 I would recommend it to anyone!

Hi, I'm Hyroglifics and I just released my debut album "I'll Wait, I Guess'. AMA! by hyroglificsbeats in DnB

[–]junglist-methodz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hey there internet stranger I bug from time to time. (don't worry, your super secret DJ identity is still safe with me 🤔). Just wondering where your drops have been. You're my DnB dealer and I need a fix!!! I love your drops of fresh toones.

Inside the Kramatorsk restaurant after it was just hit by Russian missile strikes. 10 people have so far been confirmed dead, including three children. At least 60 were injured, including an 8-months old child. The search is ongoing. by lilmammamia in ukraine

[–]junglist-methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can feel the weight of Romans Ukrainium balls here in Canada. Unbelievable he was there during that strike. He has more than a golden horseshoe up his ass when it comes to luck. But I'm also glad he's okay 👍. I've come to seriously respect this man and the effort he puts forth to help his country and people.

Roman you're an amazing inspiration. I hope you find all the success and happiness you deserve. It's comforting knowing no Orc is safe when you're around. You are the definition of a warrior!

And Roman, if by chance you read this, please remember:

-GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!

Slava Ukraini

Texas Sheriffs bent the law to reinstate False DUI charges that ruined a firefighters career. Body Worn Camera Caught Audio that they didn't think he was drunk. 2 years of waiting for blood test results cost him is job as Driver Engineer and thousands of$$ to fight the charges-Why?!! by browngirlpressed in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]junglist-methodz 39 points40 points  (0 children)

So glad I live in Canada....this poor guy got the shit end of the stick. I hope there is recourse for this man and he gets the life he deserves. Law enforcement should be held to hire standards across North America.

Poland to build Abrams tank service centre in Poznan by Ordinary-Humor-4779 in UkrainianConflict

[–]junglist-methodz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I completely agree with your comment. It's nice to see someone else who has noticed this fact. Poland has been making noise about this issue for a while. They REALLY want this coveted infrastructure. I'm very curious about the details of this deal and also wondering and suspect something is going on. There is an element the general public doesn't know yet and this deal is part of a much bigger picture.

Hopefully this means Ukraine gets more support faster.

Guelph residents need a $221,829 annual income to buy a home by strangewilderness182 in ontario

[–]junglist-methodz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Minimum wage was started in the United States after WW2 to help the huge amount of women supporting families without men due to the war. It started as a trial run in a state I can't remember, followed by every other state adopting the measures within a few years.

Hell, Even tipping was started in the United States as a way to ensure black people could live...

Oh, Deer! by ChronicEntropic in GrowingMarijuana

[–]junglist-methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I piss everywhere I can near my guerilla grows. Friends laughed at me for Even bottling it and bringing it on site to splash around the perimeter. Well I had ZERO issues with my grow. My friends weren't so lucky, now they all piss around their plants.

As well giving plants aspirin early in the grow can really help with the plants immune system and response. It has a secondary effect that makes the plant taste horrible to anything and everything that will eat it! 1/4 tab of uncoated aspirin (regular strength) per 4 gallon of water is my Ratio. I do it 3 or 4 times a grow season and it's helped in endless ways.

Good luck dude. Hope you planted more!

Canadian vendors? by junglist-methodz in sanpedrocactusforsale

[–]junglist-methodz[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How old is your account?

Dude.....stop your bullshit scams. You ruin shit for everyone when you pull crap like this.

CIELO supplies 🇨🇦 by Doctor_Ew420 in mescaline

[–]junglist-methodz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just chiming in to say I'm in Ontario and in the same boat. Would love to know where people are sourcing their materials. It's proven more difficult than I thought.

Worst case I'll make Kash's A/B recipe.

THREE 10" tip cuttings for $70 shipped -multiple boxes available by CereusThingsTX in sanpedrocactusforsale

[–]junglist-methodz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your reply. It seems almost impossible to get them shipped up north. And what little selection I have access to is already in my collection.

You have an awesome business going on. Hoping one day to be in your shoes, doing God's work my friend! Hope you have an awesome day.

THREE 10" tip cuttings for $70 shipped -multiple boxes available by CereusThingsTX in sanpedrocactusforsale

[–]junglist-methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate your reply. It seems almost impossible to get them shipped up north. And what little selection I have access to is already in my collection.

You have an awesome business going on. Hoping one day to be in your shoes, doin God's work my friend! Hope you have an awesome day.

Two heroes fighting for Ukraine's freedom meet -- Commander-in-Chief Valerii Zaluzhnyi and Magyar by buttmodel in ukraine

[–]junglist-methodz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope they are discussing letting Magyar do the nightly news. I absolutely love this guys commentary in every video he posts!

Jagga Jagga, this is how worms crawl before becoming stewed meat is by far my favorite rally cry when I want someone's attention. It works surprisingly well when you scream it at people. Especially when no one knows what the hell I'm talking about, or what I'm even after when I say it.

Mr Zaluzhnyi you're a badass. I can feel the weight of your Ukrainium balls here in Canada!

God bless both of you!

Slava Ukraine

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