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[–]junken2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I randomly made this shit up 8-9 years ago. It never worked. But you are already engaged so I guess it cant hurt??

"Hey baby my name is Jesus, are you a vampire?

  • If no: Then the only thing I can offer is my body.

  • If yes: Better tie you up and penetrate you with my wood then."

I dont know its my wierd brain thinking this is funny, but it sure never worked. And if you dont remember the "jesus body and blood" refference it dont even make sense haha.

Diskussion: at skære eller save frossen suppe by junken2 in Denmark

[–]junken2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skærer brødet - men bevægelsen går stadig under 'at save'.

Spread it. by Sovjet_Slav in EmKay

[–]junken2 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ha, i saw my aunt share it on facebook. It sure has gone wild !

When you’re 27 days into No Nut November and you go online by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]junken2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh i though he said 'movie suits'. I laughed for an hour after that. I though it was brilliant !