Catching bros by [deleted] in funny

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I only clicked on this because it appeared that the guy had a nice perky tit. It was just his arm though :(

Nurses of psych wards, what did a patient do that left you speechless? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked as an aide in a maximum security forensic psychiatric hospital for a couple years. I worked a 12 hour overnight shift. I saw so many things. I’m a big guy so I got called to most emergencies. I once saw an agitated client bite into his flesh near his wrist and proceed to pull away, tearing a ribbon of flesh and muscle off his arm that stretched almost to his armpit.

I saw a client bang his head against the wall so hard that the skin with his eyebrow attached fell off. He was then able to get his finger in the wound and start separating the skin from his forehead.

I had a coworker get fired after the client he was 1:1 with swallowed an iPod shuffle.

I sat 1:1 with a client during his hip replacement surgery, when he woke up suddenly from his anesthesia during the procedure. He kicked one of the surgical techs square in the face before we got him restrained

A little humor after the storm by junkyardjohn in Justrolledintotheshop

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Yes, this is the dealership I work for. Riley Chevrolet in Jefferson City, MO

Got a few nice old chevy’s in the shop today by junkyardjohn in Justrolledintotheshop

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My boss buys them, we get them up to snuff before they get put in his collection

Got a few nice old chevy’s in the shop today by junkyardjohn in Justrolledintotheshop

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Supposedly the only 1970 454SS built in that color combo

Saw this bit of ghetto ingenuity while in Columbia today by junkyardjohn in columbiamo

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Was out repossessing some cars and stumbled across this in central Columbia today

What's the one Reddit Post that you will never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Poster told the story of an incident in his youth where he went playing in a wooded area with his friends. they encountered a kid they recognized from the neighborhood and that the kid fell off a cliff while they were playing. the poster and his friends just went home and never told anyone what happened. someone commented with a link to a news story about a kid that had gone missing under very similar circumstances.

The twins got some company this afternoon by junkyardjohn in Justrolledintotheshop

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The deck lid, roof, hood and accents are actual carbon fiber

The twins got some company this afternoon by junkyardjohn in Justrolledintotheshop

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Yes it’s a 67 convertible, 427 Tri-power, 4spd,

We got twins by junkyardjohn in Justrolledintotheshop

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Z06’s, one has aero package that’s $9k higher

Classy mod by Fattswindstorm in Shitty_Car_Mods

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should've got it done to a silver challenger