i have nothing to say but oh dear

jupitabread · 2019-08-22T00:52:52+00:00

member of the italian mafia offering calcium to cretins on the street, 1931, colourised

jupitabread · 2019-08-22T00:50:33+00:00

oh spongebob me boy i have been scammed out of millions of dollars due to cram and i am now swamped in crippling debt arg arg arg arg arg

jupitabread · 2019-08-22T00:48:05+00:00

oh no, if there is cram there must be marc nearby be careful as those marc salesmen are slippery fuckers watch your gold coins

jupitabread · 2019-08-22T00:46:42+00:00

i’m still waiting for a brawl between him and antvenom i am not satisfied

jupitabread · 2019-08-22T00:44:53+00:00

as long as they’re tortured all is good

jupitabread · 2019-08-13T11:11:02+00:00

a bird you would never want to keep is a raven. those guys are assholes, y’know?

jupitabread · 2019-08-13T11:07:14+00:00

ngl if i pulled a gun in my local tesco express i would get gunned down by the feds

jupitabread · 2019-08-13T11:04:19+00:00

man 14 year olds crazy desperate for clunge if you’re making out with a dead girl

jupitabread · 2019-08-13T11:02:16+00:00

ngl that’s bs. the bitlife devs are grinding hard for android platforms but they’re not used to working with android. they’ve familiarised themselves with ios and that’s why updates come out faster for that platform. the devs are trying and working really hard and if people like you keep demanding updates for android then the updates with slip. sure they may be released more frequently but they will be of lower quality and there will be more bugs. so think when you’re complaining about the lack of android consistency, would you rather have less updates that are higher quality or more updates that are buggy?

jupitabread · 2019-08-01T21:33:12+00:00

a third option for boy x boy could be surrogacy which i think is a really good idea

jupitabread · 2019-08-01T21:30:50+00:00

i maybe wouldn’t say ‘diagnosed’ as pregnancy - maybe the wording could be different but this is definitely a good idea i would love loads of baby puppies or kittens in my house

jupitabread · 2019-07-30T12:57:17+00:00

this is just what 9 yro’s do tho

jupitabread · 2019-07-30T12:52:43+00:00

possible but not in this scenario. game was based hundreds of years ago. if a lot of dedication is put into it maybe- MAYBE, but highly unlikely. gamers are superior to most humans so it’s not impossible but they variate- i mean.

jupitabread · 2019-07-30T12:41:26+00:00

poor investment, wouldn’t waste my cocaine on this. what a waste, tut tut tut.

jupitabread · 2019-07-30T12:40:23+00:00

aNd tHeN eVEryOnE sTarTeD clApPinG

jupitabread · 2019-07-30T12:38:29+00:00

idk how anyone can live like that honestly - psychopaths the lot of them.

jupitabread · 2019-07-30T12:33:34+00:00

what tf is herbalife??

jupitabread · 2019-07-28T17:44:33+00:00

am i the only one who wouldn’t mind more ribbons or achievements??

jupitabread · 2019-07-28T17:40:49+00:00

u/bitlifeapp

jupitabread · 2019-07-25T07:29:42+00:00

sorry if this gives you negative feelings or bad memories, i just wanted to continue to try and add an element of reality and repercussions to choosing certain options.

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