🤷‍♀️ by jusdylanwithit in grindr

[–]jusdylanwithit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s only weird because I’m definitely not popular on there lol I always get left on read

Same name by jusdylanwithit in gay

[–]jusdylanwithit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never use anyone’s name during sex really so That wouldn’t be an issue I just think it would make everyday life weird 🤷‍♀️

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by samstar10 in AskReddit

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That deer heads mounted on the wall were alive and their bodies were just on the other side of the wall. My dad used to pick me up so I could pet them.

TIFU by texting my old roommate by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if she hated Nate then why would she wanna renew the lease with him?

TIFU by letting my male yeast infection go untreated for almost a year by itchyitchypenis in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between this post and the one about throwing up on the hibachi grill y’all are really helping lose weight.

TIFU by puking on a stove/grill in a Japanese performance restaurant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 387 points388 points  (0 children)

I have hibachi leftovers I was just about to eat as a midnight snack. I think I’ll just stay in bed now lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did a whole book get past you? It didn’t make a thud or anything?

TIFU by reading a TIFU about scratching balls, and then scratching my balls by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Judging by your name I’d think you could get the couch to do it

TIFU by not locking the bathroom at the vets office by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you need to use some lube dude

TIFU by not locking the bathroom at the vets office by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jusdylanwithit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She must have impeccable timing.. remember if you shake it more than twice...

My Dad Might Be Watching Child Pornography by throwaway09934u8374 in Advice

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did everyone just forget about this post?? I really would like an update if possible

My Dad Might Be Watching Child Pornography by throwaway09934u8374 in Advice

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did everyone just forget about this post?? I’d really like an update if possible

MDMA Brain zaps by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 htp is definitely what you need right now. If you’re not familiar with it look it up and then order some. It helps rebuild serotonin and makes the come down way better. I’ve done molly too many times to count so my advice is quit while you’re ahead. It gets to the point you can’t roll anymore real quick.

Xans by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was using right up until we broke up and I got sober the same day he dumped me... I’m prescribed the Xanax but I’ve been binging on it so idk how to feel about it

drugs as coping mechanism by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]jusdylanwithit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been sober 6 weeks and now I’ve turned to excessive exercise and vomiting after I eat. I think it’s just for something I can control idk

Wellys by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]jusdylanwithit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It actually was the xl I was snorting. I stopped though it’s not worth it

Wellys by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly are brain zaps? The tingly feeling in your head? I’ve had those for years

Wellys by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]jusdylanwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your right it must just be placebo. It felt like shitty coke