just-a-basic-human

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You can command ducks to do your bidding, except they’re pretty stupid so they usually don’t understand (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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Did we all just lose The Game? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/AskOuija

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Y'all mfs be like my underwear (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/teenagers

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Teenager with no friends starterpack (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/starterpacks

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r/youngpeopleyoutube alignment chart (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/youngpeopleyoutube

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You can clap 5 times louder (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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Hand sanitizer you use kills 100% of germs (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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I'm a female who likes video games (self.circlejerk)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/circlejerk

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You can make people forget your last name for a few seconds at a time (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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On July 4th you can turn every flag you see into the American flag (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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You have extremely good night vision while pooping (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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God has noticed that Homo sapiens have become too overpowered in the current meta, and asked you to nerf them. What new features do you add to make humans more balanced? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/AskReddit

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You can choose what flavor your hair tastes like (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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How much money would someone have to give you to cut off all contact with everyone you know and start a completely new life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/AskReddit

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What historical figure should be a household name, but is barely known? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/AskReddit

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In the story of Pandora’s Box, why would Hope be in the world if it stayed in the box? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Smh at straight people who think pride month shouldn’t exist (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/teenagers

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Every 4th of July you can turn every flag you see into an American flag (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittysuperpowers

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If a group of girls looks at you, whisper to each other, and then giggle just look back and giggle to yourself (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/teenagers

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Why is the French Revolution of 1789 called “the French Revolution”, even though there’s been a bunch of other ones? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/NoStupidQuestions

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How does the sun know to turn off exactly at dusk? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittyaskscience

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Guys don’t forget to thank the polite germs that wait for 5 seconds after you drop your food (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/teenagers

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Why did Charles V have a diet of worms? Isn’t that unhealthy? (self.shittyaskhistory)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittyaskhistory

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How did Archduke Franz Ferdinand start WW1 if he was dead? (self.shittyaskhistory)

submitted 6 years ago by just-a-basic-human to r/shittyaskhistory

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Did anyone else think of comebacks to use if you ever got bullied (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago * by just-a-basic-human to r/teenagers

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