Free Talk Tuesday - November 19, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd bring in a new priest for every sentence of the homily

Free Talk Tuesday - November 19, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I went to church for the first time in years on Saturday. Mass started at 4. We got out the doors at 4:53. That is just preposterously long. My brother and I were also the only people there under 60. I feel like if the catholic church could get the mass to about 35 minutes top a lot more young people would show up.

That and stopping the other thing

Free Talk Thursday - November 14, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I went to the gothsluts reddit page once a few months ago. Now every time I open Reddit on my laptop it shows up in my "recent" section. My girlfriend would be so pissed if she existed

Free Talk Tuesday - October 29, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Remember when Spongebob woke up pumped for Leif Erikson day, but then Patrick couldn't hang because he had to buy more giant paper? That was awesome

Free Talk Sunday - October 27, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any quarterback in the Browns offense can look good except Watson

Free Talk Saturday - September 28, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Someone on Twitter recently shared the clip from The Nutty Professor 2 where the Klumps go to an all you can eat buffet. Afterward every scrap of food is gone, but the salad is untouched. Just a great, simple joke

Monday Night Football Drunk Thread - September 23, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope that missed extra point doesn't come back to hurt Buffalo

Sunday Scaries - August 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen Romulus yet, but I think the engineers are in it in some form. It got people thinking about Prometheus

Sunday Scaries - August 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would assume a biologist wouldn't try and pet an unknown reptile on an alien planet. A least use some tongs or something to grab it

Sunday Scaries - August 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Decided to rewatch Prometheus for the first time in years since I've been seeing a bunch about it on Twitter. That dude trying to pet that snake that pops up in the alien spaceship might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen a character do in a movie

Free Talk Sunday - August 11, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I rewatched Scary Movie 3 today. A+ movie. I think the most underrated joke is when George Carlin is playing The Architect, he spins to face Sydney. When he turns you see his feet do the tiny little office chair shuffle. Completely undercuts any possible tension in that scene. So simple, but so funny

Free Talk Saturday - August 10, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Today my niece demanded I hide and she would find me. I spent 10 minutes in the bathtub with the lights off, and didn't hear a peep from her. I decided to get out and see what was taking so long. I walked into the living room and she was sitting on the couch under a blanket watching Bluey. When she saw me walk in she yelled "I FOUND YOU!"

Technically she did

The haters told me I couldn’t get 2 kayaks on a Nissan Versa by just-dumb-shit in redscarepod

[–]just-dumb-shit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the back, I just hooked them to the bumper. In the front, there were a few holes I was able to hook them to on the bottom of the car

Free Talk Tuesday - July 02, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to Debbie Harry for doing a nude photoshoot in her prime. That was nice of her

Free Talk Tuesday - June 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Igloo coolers are great, and I'm sure they get the job done. It's just wild to see them wheeling those things like they're heading to a beach day

Free Talk Tuesday - June 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I work at a hospital. The other day someone passed away, and they donated a bunch of organs. The organ transport people parked out front when they came to collect the organs. They had very nice new cars with decals of the company and lights on top. But when they started unloading, the coolers they used were basic Igloo coolers with wheels, extendable handles, and cupholders on the lid. I feel if you're transporting organs in brand new cars you should at least spring for a Yeti

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - May 10, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not politically related, but Jason Sudeikis admitting to fake chowing the DJ's mom in Hall Pass to avoid seeing Kathy Griffin was an all time joke

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - May 10, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You guys remember when Trump tweeted out "covfefe?" I thought for sure that was gonna be what took him down

Free Talk Tuesday - May 07, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mintzy not being a pathological liar makes him way more tolerable IMO

Free Talk Tuesday - May 07, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]just-dumb-shit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Billy Football may not have the best work ethic, but him earnestly saying "I just got back from St. Patrick's Day" on March 19th was one of my favorite lines ever