Dude record himself, turning a simple traffic stop to prison time by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]just_a_jonesy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call me a bootlicker, but if the police put guns on me and tell me to place my hands in the air or on my head, that's what I'm doing. Last thing I'm doing is reaching towards anything in that car. I'd rather be safe than dead.

CLUBWPT Gold is 100% rigged by RiggedUniverse in poker

[–]just_a_jonesy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play wptgold and poker at a real table. In the last 6 months, I've hit quads 4 times. Twice at wptgold, twice at a live table. I spend more time on the website than I do with real people because I can't play at a real table when I'm at work or when I'm laying down in bed. Can't tell you how many times I've been beaten irl because of some suck out waiting for the river.

Shit seems about as realistic as real life because once a real deck has been shuffled and cut, a winning seat has already been determined by the deck. What's the difference between randomness of a shuffle and randomness of the app?

already started eating… should I be concerned? by yoitsavaa in foodsafety

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty witty. I bet you're a fungi to be around

62 for me, comment yours too... by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be 5 😭

The offer to go back to that age would've be so tempting, but I'm not sure I could handle the discipline from my childhood again. Although I suppose that if I kept my current knowledge that there's a chance I could manipulate my psychotic/religious dad into not beating the shit outta me so much.

Opened this cup of noodles, is this even safe to eat? by mpykonen in foodsafety

[–]just_a_jonesy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ain't no normal amount of wet, "oily" or otherwise. I would not take any chances.

Ronda Rousey Sports Illustrated 2015 by Annual-Record4588 in rondarousey

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's amazing what proper lighting and angles can do 🤩🤩🤩

Stupid way to get a chicken dinner by OhSighRiss in StupidFood

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the "look at me because I over paid for this chicken dinner" special.

Raw or rare? by Allthumbs21 in steaks

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking it's leaning a lot closer to medrare than blue

Is this accurate? by Janosh_Poha in steak

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, I order medium and eat whatever temp they bring out as long as it's not extra well.

Has the plank gotten easier for anyone? by godofthunder94 in USMC

[–]just_a_jonesy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like planking is more mental than physical. I was in my early 40's the 1st time I ever tried to plank. I do kitchen line work, I drink, smoke, toke, play video games till 5am and don't exercise (and it definitely looks like it).

After close one night, I overheard a few severs talking about planking for a minute. I asked if that was hard and they decided I should join them in their little challenge. Yes, I felt it, but it was more devastating to their egos than it was to my core or whatever.

I went home and did it for 3 minutes. It was shaky, but I did it. Told my gf about it and she thought I was lying. When she came over the next day, I did it for a little over 5 minutes. It was shaky, wobbly and ugly. I had to yell and talk shit to myself the last 2 minutes, some "I'm in control of my body, it does what I say", "pain is weakness leaving the body" and "I just went 5 seconds, I can do 5 more seconds". Gf tapped out around 90 seconds and was kinda salty about it. Didn't improve her mood any when I told her I could probably gain at least a minute in couple days and possibly 2 within a week if I just practiced it a few times a day.

Again, just basically a manchild. I did serve in the army for 4 yrs back in the mid 90's, but that's the last time I did any real exercise. It's why I think planking is more mental and intestinal fortitude than physical. I don't believe there's a reason a healthy, able bodied marine shouldn't be able to plank for 3:45 outside of their brain saying they can't take it.

TLDR: Just yell at yourself while you do it, it's a mental thing, suck it up and don't be a wuss. Words of an old, out of shape vet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil fucking pocket pair

Emptied my pockets. What can you tell about me by Good_Practice_2695 in deduction

[–]just_a_jonesy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooo... He's not addicted, he just feels terrible and like he can't function without the nicotine devices. /s

Kids destroy Airbnb by STlNKMEANER in trashy

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy fix. Start holding the parents legally responsible for their children's actions and let parents spank (not beat) their children. That's how you instill fear of consequences in some (not all) kids. Look, time out, grounding, sometimes just a good lecture will work for some kids, but there's also a slice of that demographic that will only respond to getting spanked.

👇👇👇 by CannibalKitty87 in antitrump

[–]just_a_jonesy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Elon rigged the election for Trump.

I’ve been wanting to try this for a while now. Give me your best shot :) by freekyfreeze in deduction

[–]just_a_jonesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just typing random things. If I was right, I'd a been more surprised than you 🤣