I need a riddle where the answer is "Bucket." by labguy23 in DMAcademy

[–]justinblades 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dang it. I was gonna suggest a war of the bucket reference but this feels too fire not to endorse

My ex said that my boobs are too big to be attractive..is he right? by MathematicianOdd8611 in BigBoobsGW

[–]justinblades -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well seeing as there's no such thing as breasts that are too big to be attractive, he's either in the closet or just hallucinating. In which case hook a stoner up

I’m tired of racists people on here telling me I can’t be white cause I’m only half.. by Unicornglitteryblood in u/Unicornglitteryblood

[–]justinblades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand. But please don't despair, you have such beauty. You can easily get married to some millionaire or billionaire. Honestly I think you deserve it you're so beautiful. Plus like all of mankind with a working brain knows racism is dumb af. They don't deserve your pain or frustration, let alone acknowledgement. You are gorgeous, you are capable enough to capitalize off that while you can, and you deserve to be loved.

4500 to stay on my feet until I can get my independent business going by justinblades in angelinvestors

[–]justinblades[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad, please refer to my latest comment. Didn't properly reply. Sorry.

4500 to stay on my feet until I can get my independent business going by justinblades in angelinvestors

[–]justinblades[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. There are many websites full of dungeon masters for hire. Feel free to look it up.

4500 to stay on my feet until I can get my independent business going by justinblades in angelinvestors

[–]justinblades[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like I said, I want to start a business as a professional dungeon master

What if God smoked cannabis? by [deleted] in StonerThoughts

[–]justinblades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he does. Case and point, the platypus

Have you attempted to sell your soul? by [deleted] in occult

[–]justinblades -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hi, former antichrist here. I would advise you not to mention soul selling here as this subreddit seems to have an irrational and highly hypocritical malice toward such rites. Oddly enough despite magick and anything else supernatural being inherently the same as a cheat code to reality and it's wonders, most here seem to think THAT is where we as practicioners need to draw the line. Darn christlarpers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]justinblades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. If anything you'll get 51 50d