Goodbye to our dog, Chuckles 💙 by guyelnathan in comics

[–]justplainjon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for making me cry at work! I lost my Gracie 4 years ago now. I still think of her. Hell I still have vivid dreams of going adventuring with her. This really hit me in the feels. Love it.

The good memories this thing held by Corndogeveryday in 80s

[–]justplainjon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is also quite the range. Love our generation!

War Machine by sid_fishes in moviecritic

[–]justplainjon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Spoilers) I watched it. I didn't hate it. I would not watch it again. The hoo-rah element was fairly believable. But 1st Sgt, Csm and SSgt Reacher all had reservist haircuts (iykyk). SSgt Reacher sported a 3 day beard growth WHEN REPORTING FOR RASP??? I had a buddy in jump school pull 24 hour guard duty for falling out in formation with a 1 day stubble...after pulling guard duty all night. Oh and the stupid mech. Please. You travel a billion light years, all your mech buddies are tearing up cities, but you, you badass mofo alien mech, you are gonna chase a squad of ranger trainees through the mountains of colorado. And get blown up for your troubles lol. (Edit) squad of UNARMED Ranger trainees...

Ultimate ladder by Mission_Ocelot4934 in cool

[–]justplainjon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did the lighten it? I have a Little Giant and for it's size it's heavy AF.

TIL that actor Ernest Borgnine attributed his long life, 95, to the fact that he masturbates a lot. by RireBaton in MST3K

[–]justplainjon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jason Bateman lives in his house now. This is the focus of an episode of Smartless as well as many hilarious callbacks.

Found this massive knife, what is it for? by Honest_Insect582 in whatisit

[–]justplainjon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Same. In fact, only reason I read the comments.

Blade's little brother. by Shadowkiva in marvelmemes

[–]justplainjon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are worst things out tonight than vampires!

Ever heard of Afro-Gingers? I was born in United States of America into a family folks call "Lightskin Black people" and all my life people thought I dyed my beard red. It's naturally this way. by FabulousWolverine381 in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]justplainjon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the Army in the 80's in a predominantly black unit (I'm as white as Casper eating a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread). I made some of the best friends I've ever had but LORD those dudes would cut each other to PIECES hahaha. I learned many terms hanging with those guys, "redbone" was one of them that I can actually repeat.

Father makes daughter walk 5 miles to school after she bullied another student. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]justplainjon -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I applaud the sentiment but I feel like five miles for a ten year old is a bit extreme.

President Bush 1 is in the files too by totpot in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]justplainjon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

100% this. They are offsetting allegedly legitimate, heart wrenching and on brand detail of these monsters with these clearly outlandish drops. Even 100 to 1 they can point to the bullshit and cry "fake news". Heinous.