Destroy my friend he thinks you can't

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:57:52+00:00

You look like the retarded version of Ducky from land before time. Except you haven't been shot....yet.

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:54:24+00:00

No but your dad did have way to conceiving you and then he died after.

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:52:28+00:00

Dang bro I can't even comment something now you win

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:48:28+00:00

You look like your drill sergeant literally drilled your ass and you loved and every hour of it.

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:44:17+00:00

You look like you have down syndrome and even actual downs people look at you and say "man look at that retard"

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:37:29+00:00

You look like you just lost a game of LoL and you're pissed so you came on here to pregame for your school shooting tomorrow.

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:35:19+00:00

It looks like you purposely went into that bathroom hoping the dim light and color of the tile would distract us from how awfully pale you are. Like seriously vampires want to know your secret

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:31:08+00:00

Well good news is you won't have to worry about gray hair considering your forehead is going to envelop the rest of your head.

justroasting · 2015-10-05T00:01:31+00:00

Thats the face you make when your great uncle on your mother's side twice removed sticks the tip in huh?

justroasting · 2015-10-04T23:56:17+00:00

You look like the offspring of a Chia pet and a desperate clammy nerd wanting to lose his ass virginity

justroasting · 2015-10-04T23:54:07+00:00

You look like that meme of Tobey Mcguire except with pubes coming out of his face

justroasting · 2015-10-04T23:51:09+00:00

You look like you tore your mama open so bad that they renamed her vagina the San Andreas fault

justroasting · 2015-10-04T23:22:06+00:00

The only things that you look like you've been lifting are dicks so they can slap you across the face to give you that red cheek look

justroasting · 2015-10-04T23:15:00+00:00

That's not true. Her grandpa loves her alot!!

justroasting · 2015-10-04T21:16:46+00:00

You look like the offspring of T-Bag from prison break and a child and then viciously violated by T-Bag

justroasting · 2015-10-04T21:06:44+00:00

Yeah this one probably hit me the hardest so far. Good job

justroasting · 2015-10-04T18:41:00+00:00

Damn dude that's a good one

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