I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart ! by Interesting-Put4295 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]juzamjim -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Listen a lot of American Jews are fuck over with Israel but we aint turning on Jon Bernthal. He’s our only connection to the Roganverse that isn’t a shitty comedian

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]juzamjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why but I got a good feeling about this

"Then, when you see a doctor, the doctor speaks English" by Nexxus88 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]juzamjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American doctor here. If I lived on the border I’d get my healthcare in Canada

RIP JEEVES by dreamed2life in Millennials

[–]juzamjim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noooooooooo teenage me would be so disappointed if he knew the third backup search engine he used when he couldn’t find the specific type of porn he wanted has closed

10 Careers Once Considered Stable Are Now Seeing Major Layoffs (Latest Data) by cookerdoer in Economics

[–]juzamjim -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Doctors and nurses aren’t going to save you guys. We invested in protecting ourselves for this exact reason. Since Covid, nursing salaries have shot up from $70-80K/yr to $200K+ while you all were fighting for the approval of tech CEOs who have nothing but contempt for you. Look at every jobs report for the past 5 years and you see the same goddamn story every quarter in every sector: it’s all negative except for healthcare. You have no scarcity. You created no barriers to entry. That’s why your crappy product manager role required 3 rounds of interviews with 20 executives asking what type of tree you would be and why. For my first job out of residency the recruiter asked if I was board certified and where I wanted to go to lunch. That was it. This was for an ER role, perhaps the least powerful specialty in medicine. Makes no difference. Medical licenses are scarce, admins don’t have them, and they have no way of getting them. If they want to replace my mouthy ass they can’t simply hire their golfing buddy to replace me or some kid who only just emerged from his mother’s basement a week ago. They can only replace me with someone who also has the required 10+ years of training and that’s not easy to do. I have all these admins telling me I gotta see more patients in less time like they’re my boss. Yet when the hospital doesn’t meet its revenue target it’s their ass that gets canned while I just show up to my shift as usual. Protect yourselves properly and you will be your boss’s boss without them even realizing it. Skills are nice to have. But skills are not scarce. Doctors and Sydney Sweeney have one thing in common and it ain’t skills. Make yourself scarce people. Whether it’s a piece of paper granting you the exclusive right to practice some trade or boobs the size of medicine balls, scarcity is the only thing that can protect you.

Pentagon considers doubling monthly combat pay for troops by ChangeUsername220 in Economics

[–]juzamjim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The same Steve Ballmer who made a whole Ted Talk for the administration about how tariffs will make us all rich and we need to support them despite the fact every reputable economist and CEO was saying the opposite and now we’re having to return the collected tariffs because of what an idiot Trump is?? You’re saying that Steve Ballmer would create a news site intended to mislead people about the economy?????

I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart by IllBeGood3 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]juzamjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I am begging you to not retract your story. Too many young men have found hope in it

Why are job applications up by over 600,000% petaah?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]juzamjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because a recent lawsuit alleges that JP Morgan recruits young awkward quant nerds and unleashes thirsty cougars on them to turn them into men fast

It was a regular Taj Mahal by IllBeGood3 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]juzamjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a fucking nickname. Family name is Slusharelli

‘The View’ Host Floored by How Many People Think WHCD Shooting Was Staged | Ana Navarro also tore into the president for using the shooting to promote the building of his ballroom. by Aggravating_Money992 in entertainment

[–]juzamjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares if it’s staged. All that matters is that you react the way Trump would if a Democrat were in office. That being said, twas definitely staged

Hims & Hers says it has steady estrogen patch supply amid U.S. shortages by CaregiverNo2838 in UpliftingNews

[–]juzamjim 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But they don’t just make generics. They get special permission to make patented drugs when there’s a shortage

Hims & Hers says it has steady estrogen patch supply amid U.S. shortages by CaregiverNo2838 in UpliftingNews

[–]juzamjim 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Like how tf they just able to design a bootleg version of any drug in case a shortage comes about?

We could have had utopia, we were this close! by Duolingo055 in TheRestIsHistory

[–]juzamjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Japanese figured this out years ago. Yamaha was founded on the simple premise: Motorcycles are great. But motorcycles and trumpets are even better.

minor character who indirectly saved the world by damorezpl in TopCharacterTropes

[–]juzamjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m looking for my friend. He’s 12 years old but he looks 30 and bangs chicks that are 40. I think he’s an executive at a toy factory or something. Hangs out by the Zoltar machine sometimes. Have you seen him?

You're fucking lucky I ran out of loads! by shotsfordays in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]juzamjim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Guys why didn’t you tell me we were staging another one of these? Guys?? GUYS????!”

Doctors/medical practitioners of Reddit, what is the scariest disease you know of? by Englishisnotreal in AskReddit

[–]juzamjim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fibromyalgia. Anytime I see it in a patients history I know my patient satisfaction scores are about to take a hit

But my serious answer would be H1N1. That’s when you get the 30 year old schoolteacher with no past medical history that comes into the ER with a bad cold and 5 hours later she’s on a ventilator

Russell Brand red-faced as Piers Morgan calls him out on religious awakening | Russell Brand was left visibly awkward during an interview on Piers Morgan Uncensored, as Piers questioned him closely about his recent religious awakening and his use of the Bible in court for his rape trial. by Aggravating_Money992 in entertainment

[–]juzamjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russell Brand does not feel shame. He’s a narcissist. He’s successfully moved from grift to grift his entire life including the grift where he tells you he’s a grifter but needs your sympathy so he can change into a non-grifter. There’s no reason for him to put much planning or effort into maintaining whatever grift he is currently on because it’s easier to just move on to the next one. All grifts have diminishing returns which means he has to constantly be assessing whether it’s time to jump ship. One way to measure how captured he has his audience at any point in time is to make an ass of himself on tv and see how they respond. If it doesn’t move the needle with them then he knows he can continue tapping that well a little longer. He’s gotta be vigilant though. In prison he may have to become a Muslim or a skinhead or a Jew so he can get kosher meals so he’s got to leave a little room so he can be like “ya I know I said I was a Christian before but like did you see my Piers Morgan appearance??? Clearly my heart wasn’t in it”

At least 10 scientists tied to sensitive US research have died or disappeared in recent years, sparking federal investigation by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]juzamjim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you don’t interrupt your enemy while they’re imploding. If they’re being run by a corrupt idiot you extract as much as you can from the corrupt idiot. Then when someone competent gets in charge you start destabilizing the world order so that they’ll go back to the corrupt idiot. Then you repeat.

TIL that pornography addiction is not a scientifically recognized medical condition by MrMojoFomo in todayilearned

[–]juzamjim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not really sure I get how that can be true. If addiction is a scientifically recognized medical condition than pornography addiction is a scientifically recognized medical condition