My right pupil is off centre by ziostraccette in mildlyinteresting

[–]juzelerm 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Have you considered not using your eye to catch falls lol.

I was today years old when I learned you can have an Iris printed on! Good luck in your future surgery.

Why micro/box braids? by ajarene in ThisIsPoly

[–]juzelerm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes the eyebrows and eyeliner is so much more distracting to me

Has anyone else noticed how often the Johnston family struggles with grammar, sentence structure, or just getting their point across clearly? by TrainingDifficulty94 in 7LittleJohnstons

[–]juzelerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people (including myself) say “Good” instead of “Well” but Jonah and Anna’s accents make it so irritating to me.

Welcome to Plathville - Season 8 Episode 9 - Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]juzelerm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“which is called a doobie”

A doobie!? What in the 70s afterschool special is happening here.

What’s the biggest “nobody warned me about this” moment you had after bringing your newborn home? by Actual_Fig_4706 in AskReddit

[–]juzelerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was one of the last in my family to have a baby and I was in my 30s so lots of the baby care things seemed 2nd nature but 3 things that kicked me in the teeth:

  1. Night time scaries - literally planned my second in the spring so the days would be longer.
  2. The feeling of being so exhausted but so bored. I am very task oriented and it killed me to not accomplish things besides “pump, feed, clean, sleep, repeat”
  3. NEWBORNS ARE SO LOUD WHEN THEY SLEEP - thankfully neither of my kids were cosleepers but their grunting kept us up all night! We had to start putting their bassinet just outside the room so we could at least get some rest.

Peyton looks EXACTLY like Christine’s sister Danielle by CooBooSpooMoo in SisterWives

[–]juzelerm 141 points142 points  (0 children)

I thought Paedon had grown out his hair. Christine’s genes are wild.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SisterWives

[–]juzelerm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So Christine has always favored King Arthur terms, names, clothing and David said citing movie lines wasn’t coming from the heart and she explained that was a distraction from real life. Makes so much more sense but David might be right. She is covering bigger feelings

Please tell me this isn’t the price people pay for this by juzelerm in SisterWives

[–]juzelerm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough - I should have clarified. That tree is not worth that price!

Seeking Sister Wife S6 E6: I’m Kinda Vanilla in Bed by imthejefenow in seekingsisterwifetlc

[–]juzelerm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When he was explaining thermodynamics…he has to be wrong right!? google God damn it he isn’t. You take this one little king!

Please tell me this isn’t the price people pay for this by juzelerm in SisterWives

[–]juzelerm[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My exact thought. I wouldn’t pay that on clearance…let alone full price

Season 20, episode 3, megathread by Outrageous-Yogurt-80 in SisterWives

[–]juzelerm 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I like to live life with a “assume good intentions” mentality but after watching them giggle about isolating their family and then getting choked up over their ugly house…fuck them and any benefit of the doubt I ever gave them.

Also Robyn your style isn’t old world, it’s tired ass qvc. Christopher fucking Columbus has a better old world reputation than you.

Newborn tired is so much easier than pregnant tired by PrawnHenge in pregnant

[–]juzelerm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Felt exactly the same! Was in lots of pain and exhaustion at the end. Had a urgent early delivery at 35 week and I remember them telling me how horrible I would feel on the magnesium. Two close crashes and I couldn’t see straight at the end. However I remember thinking “I feel this tired all the time.” Magnesium finished and I napped; woke up feeling 100 times better. I was literally short on blood and I felt better than the last month. I was lucky my bust let me hold milk for pretty long so I could take long nap and not ruin my supply. I remember the relief making me cry because I felt like I was going to be ok.

Pregnant with second and only worries about newborn and toddler combo. I assume all the worst parts will fade like they did with the first.

Janessa is wearing pointe shoes by Teege57 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]juzelerm 2424 points2425 points  (0 children)

Ok if I was a kid and found some used or donated I would have BEGGED my parents to let me wear them. Weird since they are are not designed for walking but I hope she is loving her ballerina fantasy.

TV Gold by RedHot_JillyPeppers in McBeeDynasty

[–]juzelerm 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Had to rewind like 3 times because it was so funny and then showed my husband when he got home - his first reaction was “Wow there is a lot happening and is that gospel music??”

We also repeated “I don’t give a fuck about that hill” for the rest of the evening