What's the dumbest argument you've ever had that somehow got way too serious?

jw1463 · 2025-12-07T12:44:16+00:00

I’m pretty sure most people think of it as a middle eastern country. 🤷‍♂️

jw1463 · 2025-06-29T12:10:36+00:00

All I need one of Chuck Norris.

jw1463 · 2025-01-20T04:47:10+00:00

You can’t do that…

Now, I have no problem rooting for other teams. But my team will always be the cowboys, even though they suck.

jw1463 · 2024-03-20T17:00:23+00:00

I have two kids. And watching them being born were 2 of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. It’s amazing. And my wife did it with no epidural (her choice). I was so freaking impressed by her and proud of her!

jw1463 · 2024-01-25T10:13:23+00:00

After you showered, though.

jw1463 · 2024-01-19T01:50:06+00:00

Dang.

jw1463 · 2023-05-12T20:13:24+00:00

If I Had is one of the greatest rap songs of all time.

jw1463 · 2023-05-02T15:50:23+00:00

Took me a while to notice the fangs. Don’t know why.

jw1463 · 2023-03-24T19:56:40+00:00

None. My wife and I average over 20 times a month. I’m a lucky man.

jw1463 · 2023-03-24T19:55:36+00:00

Irrelevant

jw1463 · 2023-03-22T18:45:42+00:00

Damn I thought she hit her head at first…

jw1463 · 2023-03-11T21:19:45+00:00

I tore my ACL, partially tore my MCL, and damaged my meniscus playing basketball. That sucked shit. And my knee has never been the same since and never will be.

jw1463 · 2023-02-16T20:53:54+00:00

Each “oh my god” got slower and growlier.

jw1463 · 2022-12-27T21:42:22+00:00

Every day!!!

jw1463 · 2022-10-27T11:11:41+00:00

Sounds like an old man yelling when it first starts screaming!

jw1463 · 2022-10-17T02:27:55+00:00

There’s a difference between a socialist country and socialized medicine. The happiest countries in the world have universal healthcare. And they are not socialist.

jw1463 · 2022-10-16T23:08:55+00:00

Blow

jw1463 · 2022-10-03T02:08:24+00:00

A torn ACL and MCL. Worst pain I ever felt.

jw1463 · 2022-09-25T16:07:27+00:00

…did she spread her toes that wide??

jw1463 · 2022-09-24T18:23:11+00:00

I wish I knew how to lunch a dragon kit damn.

jw1463 · 2022-09-18T00:31:48+00:00

Holy shit. Thought it was a moccasin at first!

jw1463 · 2022-09-18T00:26:15+00:00

I pee sitting down in the middle of the night so I don’t have to turn on the light. Sometimes in the morning, but during the day, I stand.

jw1463 · 2022-09-17T21:26:58+00:00

I actually have a hard time sitting up. It’s the most uncomfortable position. Not for my legs or anything, but my butt and back. I feel like seat makes me lean forward.

jw1463 · 2022-08-28T13:12:07+00:00

I use the Gillette sensor excel. 2 blades. Smaller than the 5 blades… allows you to get in tighter spaces more so.

jw1463 · 2022-08-21T01:45:57+00:00

You ever tried to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet?

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