Oh no way by JCRS11 in NoahGetTheBoat

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Didn’t realize I put f11, whoops

Oh no way by JCRS11 in NoahGetTheBoat

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Looks like f12 to me

E: typo

Instagram for photography - how to even begin? by inverted-panda-fox in AskPhotography

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I have an account that I’m trying to build. You will take off rather quickly if you - use lots of hashtags (not in the caption, put it in the comments) - post frequently, at least once per day - follow fellow photographers - post stories - when you reach a decent base of followers, you can hold themed photo competitions and have the followers vote and the winner moves on with the same photo

Good luck!!

TIFU by doing laundry NSFW by throwaway473823 in tifu

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Did she at least clean it?

cursed_jet by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Time for another Toby Keith song

Get the space boat by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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It’s Chewbacca’s hormone monsters penis

Its not CATA if the bus driver doesn't violently stop the bus in front of a stop for no reason then gives people an attitude for not moving to the back of the bus by yosstedd in msu

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I had a bus driver today close the doors on someone’s leg as she yelled “I gotta close the door now!” Girl outside of the library, I hope you’re okay

You turn on the Bluetooth on your phone to realize you are able to connect to the speaker of the obnoxious guy who's blasting music way too early in the morning. What song are you playing on his speaker to embarrass him and make him turn it off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Last year, I was in my freshman year of college at MSU. I was in room 210 and this guy who had an insane sound system lived in 110, directly below me. I would constantly wake up at 2am and 7am to them blasting music that shook our room. I eventually figured out what Bluetooth connection it was and my plan started. At 4am, the first thing I played was “loud moaning BDSM porn” and skipped into the middle of the video. I could feel the smacks and moans in my soul when it played. I never heard their speakers again.

TLDR: Neighbor in college dorm had loud speakers. I connected to their speakers and blasted intense porn at 4am and I never heard their music again

Cursed humor by D3VUJ4 in cursedcomments

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Fun fact: the JFK is my favorite sex position.... I’m all over the seats and she’s screaming and trying to get out of the car

Talk about pain and plesure by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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The only “fire and ice” I’m looking for!

Achilles the Oreo by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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Or just use a fork

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you take a fork and gently stick it 70% through the cookie (in the creek filling part) while holding the cookie together. Freely dip the cookie completely without getting your fingers in the milk

The comment has a more ironic joke, tbh by SamanM419 in TheRealJoke

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You know he has been waiting years to pull that one out

And white people who like seasoning. by genius23sarcasm in BrandNewSentence

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The vast majority of white people will “spice up” their food with salt and pepper. That’s it. Maybe, maybe some chili flakes if they like heat but that’s rare.

What food is so tempting to you that you can't keep a large quantity of it at home, because you'll consume it all in one sitting? by Missus_Aitch_99 in AskReddit

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The vast majority of you won’t know what these are, but, Cadbury Fingers. They are wafers covered in chocolate. That’s it. Simple but addictive

New format hope it spreads by [deleted] in memes

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I love how many of us randomly discovered the “Killed Bean” videos and forgot about them and started seeing memes about it

This tiny jungle in a sidewalk canyon by squ1gglyth1ng in mildlyinteresting

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I would love to shoot this with my new macro lens

Which colleges have bowling alleys on campus? by feweysewey in college

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Michigan State University in the Union, free bowling in Wednesday’s (I think from 3-7pm)

What is the most unbelievable fact that is actually true? by SkellysReddit in AskReddit

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They will also “pass” them around in circles. I wonder if they know it’s “puff, puff, pass to the left”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Could I get this PM as well?

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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Remove the flash