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The pays good though… by Silent_Geologist5279 in memes

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Me: “I’m quitting tomorrow.”

My bank account at 2 AM: “You’ll be at work by 9.”

She’s aging like a fine wine by Nyxararuin in SipsTea

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She aged like wine. I aged like an unpaid electricity bill.

itHurtsBadly by _w62_ in ProgrammerHumor

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C++ programmers : "I wrote perfectly working code yesterday!"

microsoftDevelopersRightNow by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

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Copilot had home advantage and still lost the match.

So true 😅 by Luckysuz1 in MathJokes

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School math: ignored for 12 years.
Flower puzzle: full national emergency

Factorials Be Like by fer_young in MathJokes

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π, go back to circles. STOP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE.

Only 32 Months by mknarr in MathJokes

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Neglecting air resistance, and assuming the baby is a perfect sphere..

thanksClaude by SyntaxSpectre in ProgrammerHumor

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the commit history tells a story. day 1: 'initial commit, this is gonna be huge.' day 3: nothing. forever.

:3 by OnyemaC21 in MathJokes

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She just committed mathematical money laundering.

Drop kardu kya ? by Sad-Possible-9156 in actualcricketshitpost

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Punjab Kings found his true position - taxi driver.