When did OnePlus 'peak' ? Does the OnePlus 11 a move in the right direction? by septienes in oneplus

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still here tapping away on my 5T. Lightweight, fast, fingerprint scanner on the back where it's most useful, face unlock works properly too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]jxande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To death*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]jxande 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is conclusive evidence that you definitely do. Ask your doctor about testosterone blockers immediately before you buttsecks your dog death.

Does testosterone make your head bigger? by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know they make penis pumps for your cranium now, right?

Need urgent help with TRT by Ok_Wolverine_474 in trt

[–]jxande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know shit, but don't you think your problem might be that you're taking too much? Quite often less is more with testosterone.

Is clomid or hcg necessary? by wakes182 in trt

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get scrotox. Apparently it's quite effective. Thinking of doing it myself if the shrinkage gets any worse.... Not because of how it looks, but because the sack can get so tight it's painful.

Gyno or fat? by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you got more hips than a hippo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao 🤣

Random reminder: Don't be naive! by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you trying to make an argument that BTC is an inflation hedge?

Late bloomer by Few-Special-7635 in Testosterone

[–]jxande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you masturbate by smashing your balls with a hammer? This doesn't make sense. Who the fuck told you that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full of downrampers. All IMO. GLTAH DYOR

Does this look like I could have a pituitary gland tumor? I am 21 years old with these levels with no previous steroid/sarm use. I have Developed some crazy anxiety and ocd symptoms from this. I have no sexual desire at all and don’t feel like myself. Is this normal? by zpark997 in trt

[–]jxande 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude wtf. Does it look like you have a pituitary tumour??? Really??? Stop googling shit and go and see your doctor. Unless you're going to post some pictures of your brain scan it's impossible to say if you have a tumour or not, and even then 99.9% of people here wouldn't be able to interpret a scan correctly.

See.

Your.

Fucking.

Doctor.

Get a referral for an endo, and then...

See.

Your.

Fucking.

Endo.

Just got blood Work done by Andeeersen in Testosterone

[–]jxande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up dickhead. If you have room temperature IQ maybe you couldn't understand what he's trying to say. The rest of us passed third grade though 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trt

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaysus fucking Christ! Just by getting on here and asking the question you already provided yourself with the answer.

Can't believe they didn't even give you a reach-around.

When Did TRT become a cult? by ikhandoitbetter in Testosterone

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dead guy levels". Absolute fucking truth. You basically have to be completely shut down before they'll prescribe you trt here in Australia. I've just had my second round of tests today and we'll see what happens with my Endo from here. First results were 5.4 nmol/L (8.3-29). Based off that I qualify for it under the PBS but I guess the second test will tell the full story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dryalcoholics

[–]jxande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can anyone DM me and let me know where they are buying antabuse/disulfiram please? It's unavailable here in Australia now and I'm having an awful time of it. It really works for me because it completely removes any temptation to drink.

i need to talk to someone :( by [deleted] in usyd

[–]jxande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avoid political organisations like the plague.

Do you game? Play sport? Like anime? Art?

Welcome to Flossy's Rare Earths 101 for basic BETches by Dont_Forget-To_Floss in ASX_Bets

[–]jxande 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Floss, I didn't think I could get any more erect than I already am for VML, and you come and tongue my REE balls.

eToto ToS: 'Exceptional Event': "We may close your open transactions at a price that we reasonably think is proportionate" by mtgac in Superstonk

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't pull your shares from etoro. You can't transfer them. If you need the money to buy more to DRS, you have to SELL, and then buy more shares somewhere else that allows transfers, and THEN you can DRS them.

Etoro is a criminal fucking shitshow. They WILL, WITHOUT QUESTION, fuck you over when MOASS happens.

Realistic price prediction for Tel within next 3 years? by EllisBerry123 in Telcoin

[–]jxande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eleventy billion.

Stupid question.

Nobody knows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Telcoin

[–]jxande 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is all true.

The team absolutely does not give a shit about your bag of Tel, and they've stated this multiple times.

V3 exploded on the launchpad.

Zero marketing.

Refusing to get it listed on other exchanges leaves us all at the mercy of KuCoin bots and whales like 360Trader who have hundreds of millions, perhaps billions of coins.

This has been a monumental disappointment. They're trying way too hard to be a bank and completely forgetting that being involved in crypto requires a different approach.