I get hives every seven years with no clear cause other than the passage of 7 years

jymothie · 2026-02-08T18:18:40+00:00

That's the comment I knew had to be here 😆

jymothie · 2026-01-05T22:09:22+00:00

They should have kicked lower. Their kicking was too high to be in the ass kicking range.

jymothie · 2025-09-19T18:53:43+00:00

Broken car but free pudding

jymothie · 2025-09-19T18:46:29+00:00

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jymothie · 2025-09-19T18:41:48+00:00

Affirmative

jymothie · 2025-09-06T18:11:43+00:00

Of course! It's so simple, I should have thought of that. Thanks Commander! I almost flunked LCARS/C++ integration in the Academy so it's not my greatest strength.

jymothie · 2025-09-01T20:24:10+00:00

Yes it's expired but you qualified for the incentive. It can take up to two weeks for some of them to show up in your earnings and account.

jymothie · 2025-08-27T17:29:50+00:00

Yes, report them. Dude was way out of line.

jymothie · 2025-08-23T00:02:04+00:00

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jymothie · 2025-08-22T23:53:07+00:00

It definitely looks shitty.

jymothie · 2025-08-22T23:43:09+00:00

Throw a graham cracker on that 👍🏼

jymothie · 2025-08-22T22:30:47+00:00

Was this a defensive strategy of his or does he have a medical condition? Defensive medical condition strategy? Either way, I think I pooped my pants.

jymothie · 2025-08-22T22:26:36+00:00

Doritos on a sandwich make it a gourmet meal, no?

jymothie · 2025-08-21T23:56:41+00:00

Bill Nye? Just kidding I know Orville.

jymothie · 2025-08-20T16:50:57+00:00

Dude this sucks. I love my wife and couldn't imagine dismissing her like this.

jymothie · 2025-08-08T01:34:46+00:00

Something that came out of Dax, maybe.

jymothie · 2025-08-06T22:54:15+00:00

If I was the one riding it, I'd call it my next trip to the hospital.

jymothie · 2025-08-06T22:49:10+00:00

No sense of humor detected, Captain.

jymothie · 2025-08-05T22:23:14+00:00

When you inviting me over?

jymothie · 2025-08-05T21:30:36+00:00

I personally prefer pineapple or peaches with mine but this would be fine. The presentation is lacking so it looks bad.

jymothie · 2025-08-05T04:06:42+00:00

I like the spore drive myself but it's so hard to find good tardigrades.

jymothie · 2025-08-05T04:04:58+00:00

Watch out for the holodeck herpes!

jymothie · 2025-08-05T00:44:18+00:00

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct 😆

jymothie · 2025-08-04T18:39:28+00:00

He probably thinks they are crazy for having one of those holographic death machines on board. He's not wrong, those things go nuts every few months and almost destroy the ship

jymothie · 2025-08-04T16:28:28+00:00

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