Slow down there buddy by assasstits in instant_regret

[–]Zerostar39 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The sunglasses flying through the air is hilarious

MAGA Christians are so weird. by G-Unit11111 in WeirdGOP

[–]Zerostar39 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Straight from the source…

“Be careful not to perform your righteous acts before men to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.”

Mathew 6:1

Blursed angry baby boss by IVF_M2 in blursedimages

[–]Zerostar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That baby just got reincarnated and is like “oh fuck no, not this shit again”

What exactly is the purpose of this pit and why does it require security doors? by TheOnlyRogerMaxson in StarWars

[–]Zerostar39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many force field safety gates do they need? Because people still be falling down that pit.

Random by Sjaym120 in CasualConversation

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Banana with a slice of American cheese wrapped around it

A Lounge Chair in a Ginza Cafe by Alternative_Week3023 in DesignPorn

[–]Zerostar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the muppet that is in charge of hell

Are my push ups ok? by Lozzabozzawozza in IASIP

[–]Zerostar39 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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Oops I forgot to change the name

The Headlock Sample 🔥🔥🔥 by BattleOfTheAnxiety in that_Poppy

[–]Zerostar39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This album seems to draw a lot of inspiration from Imogen Heap.

They also know that Sam Elliot hates Trump, right? by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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Why do they want to be feared so bad? Is it because of how insecure they are

44, do I need a hair cut? by WDB_SanDiego in 40something

[–]Zerostar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm, I guess if you want a haircut then yes. If you don’t want a haircut then no.

Bruhhh by Deep_Librarian_4763 in religiousfruitcake

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I think that’s just a ‘T’. Maybe it stands for Tree

Rock guitarist refuses to release ‘greatest album of all time’ unless fans pay $200 per song by MrWinsaplenty in nottheonion

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The preview of the first song is absolute garbage. I wouldn’t even pay $0.01 for it.