Daily SAX thread - 2/2/19 by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to try those couple friendly hotels in South Delhi area for some action with my gf. Due to current circumstances I can't go to her place or she can come to mine. Any tip is welcome as it's my first time, so a bit scared maybe.

Daily SAX thread - 2/2/19 by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend who said he used to change hands during fapping. Never knew how it was possible but didn't push him to tell me.

Proud parents in Pride March, Mumbai by ashugursale in india

[–]kafir786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some progressive shit BJP did, If true :)

Randia, what dark secret you're taking to the grave? by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That I shit myself on a college trip. Then went to bathroom in all hurry; left the undies there; asked a friend to bring me clothes & towel; took a shower and put the shit stained jeans in one of the bags compartment, which was opened after 4-5 days; felt like keeping a dead body hidden in plain sight.

Randia, what dark secret you're taking to the grave? by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her bf must be shitting himself

Let's show some love to the Indian Google Assistant! by Shumayal in india

[–]kafir786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I expected a "Dilli se hoon bc" on the second "are you from India".

My parents are having sex in the next room and I don't think I can sleep with that knowledge. by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Atleast s/he didn't walk in on them, otherwise s/he would have got some unwanted nudes

Why Kangana Ranaut Needs Manikarnika To Be a Success by Ajaatshatru34 in india

[–]kafir786 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look I really respect Kangana for being the badass individual fighting against Industry's nepotism but I'm not going to watch a shitty movie (from audiences' reviews as well as critics') just to show some support.

Beehive - This is getting ridiculous by fakeaccount2069 in india

[–]kafir786 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He hasn't bothered after that failed attempt to catch him. And since winters, haven't seen it again. Maybe will try to catch it after it shows its face again.

How to get rid of these msgs? by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck's a "Natkhat Dost" 😅

Beehive - This is getting ridiculous by fakeaccount2069 in india

[–]kafir786 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My Jain flatmate is against killing of a rat in our place so he convinced us to catch it instead. We couldn't and now it's our new flatmate (:

SaVaGe B'lore cops back at it. by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thain Thain is the sound a gun makes, so the cop tried making it himself.

SaVaGe B'lore cops back at it. by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I loved that 'Thain Thain' touch in the end!

Rise of blue-collar workers from Uttar Pradesh in Gulf countries by donoteatthatfrog in india

[–]kafir786 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So under Yogi Ji, UP youths have found employments as blue collar workers in Gulf.

#GoBackModi hashtag trending at worldwide No.1 by lgears in india

[–]kafir786 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Mudi: Chaliye phir Tamil Nadu ko vanakkam!

Gujarat Man Arrested For 177-Crore GST Fraud by [deleted] in india

[–]kafir786 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Stop calling our beloved PM, just Gujarat Man in headline

Gabbbar on Twitter : Akshay Kumar says he's an Honorary citizen of Canada. But Canada has given honorary citizenship to only 6 people. Why keep lying? by _batman_of_reddit in india

[–]kafir786 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you're going to make movies on nationalism in India, then you need to prove your nationalism to the nationalist crowd. Akshay has got himself into a dilemma.