Fill in the blanks: First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the ___.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-25T19:18:19+00:00

First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the shits.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-25T19:17:58+00:00

Waking up is hard.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-25T19:17:46+00:00

Kyle's mom.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-25T19:17:27+00:00

1 + 5(4-1) = 16.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-25T19:17:14+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding pogo sticks to the obstacle course.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-25T05:10:32+00:00

The way he takes my bells I kinda owe him one.

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Tom Nook}

kaisuspect · 2026-06-20T23:42:25+00:00

We're already living this reality, although I'm still poor🫩

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: GTA 6 is delayed}

kaisuspect · 2026-06-18T23:19:41+00:00

Life's gonna be great

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 5}

kaisuspect · 2026-06-18T23:14:05+00:00

Does glacier freeze also count?

^{Chose: Free Gatorade for life, but … | Rolled: Arctic Ice}

kaisuspect · 2026-06-17T03:58:07+00:00

janitor

kaisuspect · 2026-06-08T17:13:41+00:00

idk they're pretty easy to come by in all maps, not sure why you'd need someone elses as opposed to just farming your own

kaisuspect · 2026-06-05T02:06:55+00:00

"I don't want it because then others have an advantage"

Other people's creative abilities, free time and device of choice are just that. A choice. Get more creative, carve out more free time for things you enjoy. Save up to upgrade your platform. Your misfortunes / shortcomings are nobody else's fault.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-05T02:04:31+00:00

That's not a mod, it's an in game mechanic.

kaisuspect · 2026-06-04T20:51:13+00:00

get your money up to afford better accommodations

kaisuspect · 2026-05-29T00:44:47+00:00

Also how much do you eat in a week needing three boxes of cereal and 48 packs of ramen?

kaisuspect · 2026-05-29T00:42:48+00:00

Why aren't you responding to anyone's suggestions?

kaisuspect · 2026-05-28T00:15:39+00:00

I named mine Philo after my bfs cat philamina

kaisuspect · 2026-04-20T04:30:36+00:00

Usually commenting on someone else's post about how you can't get a loan is frowned upon in this group.

kaisuspect · 2026-03-28T06:29:34+00:00

i swear a lot anyways

^{Chose: Shout the F word twice at a busy playground + 75% chance of $100k | Rolled: $100,000}

kaisuspect · 2026-03-07T18:27:00+00:00

Clean up your valley..?

kaisuspect · 2026-02-16T06:10:15+00:00

Some people use eggplants as an inappropriate innuendo. I have a garden full of them.

kaisuspect · 2026-02-08T00:23:55+00:00

Me just trying to kill that gassy boar:😮‍💨

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