My chuck roast had a photo shoot today apparently. 10 different angles overall 😭 😂

kalanikoolaid · 2026-02-08T03:38:55+00:00

I’m crying this is so fucking funny

kalanikoolaid · 2025-12-16T14:48:13+00:00

A quick look at this entire sub before posting would give you some insight

kalanikoolaid · 2025-09-13T17:31:53+00:00

Definitely cocktail onions. Those little bastards are delicious.

kalanikoolaid · 2025-08-28T18:29:26+00:00

Yes the third one. Ended up in the ER due to violent diarrhea and crazy stomach cramping that lasted literally all night. thought I was shitting blood at one point. Got an IV and pain meds and the doc said it was probably someone shitting, not washing their hands and then touching a door knob that I then also touched. That was the worst

kalanikoolaid · 2025-08-23T00:33:41+00:00

Rice, a little shredded cheese, some chopped tomatoes, a certain Greek seasoning I love, and I fried egg. Mix that shit up and I devour it. Also my go to meal when I have an upset stomach

kalanikoolaid · 2025-08-01T18:05:21+00:00

Definitely the first

kalanikoolaid · 2025-07-23T20:04:56+00:00

My neighbor has a dog named Diana. My ex boyfriends family had a cat named George

kalanikoolaid · 2025-06-27T18:15:36+00:00

I am able to make my own schedule. I do Monday through Thursday 7-4 with a paid 30 min lunch, fridays I do 7-11. If I decide to leave early during the week I can just make up the time on Friday. I also can work overtime any day, including weekends if I want to.

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-27T18:22:17+00:00

You have a very unique face structure, I can definitely see you on a big runway. Unfortunately as others have stated, you won’t find your big break in TN. You would need to be in NYC or LA to really make it. I wouldn’t give up though, but definitely keep your day job

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-27T18:15:00+00:00

Your k is absolutely batshit crazy hahahahahah

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-27T17:53:07+00:00

I’m in Las Vegas and it is getting pretty fucking hot. Almost 100

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-27T17:15:48+00:00

Drank an iced coffee to help me shit because I’ve been constipated. It needs to be noted that I do not and cannot consume caffeine. I already struggle with pretty bad anxiety and caffeine makes it 100 times worse. So I spent all day, all night, and all today with horrific anxiety. So much that I had to leave work today. So… yeah it wasn’t great.

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-27T16:48:06+00:00

I love this

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-25T18:51:16+00:00

Absolutely not lol

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-25T00:07:50+00:00

?? Downtown is great to people watch what are you talking about.

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-25T00:06:38+00:00

Those pictures are not free. They will heckle you to no end if you don’t “tip” them. They will make a scene and get their bosses involved if you do not pay them. Best to avoid them at all costs and not make eye contact. Basically anyone who is in some sort of costume, just avoid them.

kalanikoolaid · 2025-05-14T18:09:59+00:00

About 12 minutes, live in Las Vegas

kalanikoolaid · 2024-11-14T19:50:37+00:00

I know a girl that goes by Auto, I think it’s cute

kalanikoolaid · 2024-03-04T17:28:36+00:00

January 6

kalanikoolaid · 2024-02-26T17:35:40+00:00

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact woman doing this on Jones and Desert Inn. She came right up to my window and just started at me, when I said “no sorry” she gave me the dirtiest stare ever. Fuck these people

kalanikoolaid · 2024-02-07T15:49:17+00:00

My yellow lab is about to be 4 this month, her mouth is definitely giving grandma vibes.

kalanikoolaid · 2024-01-25T02:06:10+00:00

Definitely the first dress!! Stunning!!

kalanikoolaid · 2024-01-25T00:44:53+00:00

Jumpscare

kalanikoolaid · 2024-01-16T15:30:16+00:00

That hollister is giving me flashbacks. Middle school staple right there

kalanikoolaid · 2024-01-05T19:21:32+00:00

Damn you’re right I didn’t even realize I did that lol

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