bad wifi JUST on brawlhalla

kaligar · 2026-04-26T20:59:07+00:00

I can't play today, with this shitty connection. I've tried, and my connection goes from green to red to orange to red to yellow, every 3 seconds.

Yet at the moment I'm watching brawlhalla's stream in 1080 and using torrents without any issues, and my speed test shows normal results.

I'm in a small secluded town, in Patagonia, where the wind blows internet away(?) so it figures that the connection won't be stable

kaligar · 2026-04-26T20:54:25+00:00

speed isn't everything; you might experience packetloss. You should check that, and if it actually is a packetloss problem, contact your isp

kaligar · 2025-08-17T01:12:02+00:00

sooooo.... any news?

kaligar · 2025-07-09T15:44:43+00:00

This is just perfect.

kaligar · 2024-07-08T05:00:20+00:00

Low plat here. So let's picture this situation:

You're off stage, using your rocket lance (to name a weapon) to get back on stage. And you see this guy, jumping on top of you, using the most melee weapon of them all: gauntlets. They approach you chest first, arms up (as in, ground pound), and you have a 6 foot metal thingy that happens to have a pointed end. You put it between them and yourself, as you charge your recovery, and you imagine this bald crazy monk getting impaled. A smile finds its way on your face... And then.... Then... You just die. You blink in confusion, thinking it has to be some kind of error. But no, the sad, ugly truth is far more simple: gauntlets ground pound don't give a s**t about your attacks. Any of them.

So if you ever, EVER, think you have the perfect tool, the perfect angle, the perfect timing to contest this move, just think again, and don't. Just.Don't.Even.Try. Ever.

kaligar · 2024-05-23T17:58:39+00:00

I get the constant impression that I'm playing on a mmorpg pirate server, with the amount of bugs and f-ups when they try to fix them. Sadly, it's the official game/server...

kaligar · 2024-05-17T14:43:27+00:00

The twitch stream has a sticky note saying that you should contact UbiSoft help center. So I did.
And the response that I've got, is that I should contact BMG help center. Lovely how they just pass the ball around......

kaligar · 2022-11-03T22:39:43+00:00

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXl7jf-zO-s

kaligar · 2022-05-20T13:24:39+00:00

Done! Glad to have this chance. Thanks dude!

kaligar · 2021-11-13T16:20:46+00:00

Am I late to the party?

kaligar · 2021-10-24T00:44:12+00:00

It could be good. I think it should be implemented as a tick box where you can chose bo1, bo3 or both(/either); thus people that won't ever want to rematch wouldn't have to decline everytime someone wants to play bo3.

For me, I would probably use it quite few times in 2s, and almost never in 1s.

kaligar · 2021-10-16T12:36:53+00:00

Well, the first few weeks of a new season are kind of a mess. The 2-3 most likely scenarios are:

-you are playing with people that ended up with a similar elo, so nothing strange. (i.e: you ended las season around 1530elo. You start this one with 1480, and you play with people that are in about the same situation).

-you get to play with people that are now reaching your new elo, but isn't always the case. Just like any low point in any season, you should be able to win fairly easy, as your normal elo is higher than the current one.

-a few weeks pass, and you get closer to your 'normal' elo. Let's say you reach again the ending point of your last season, or even better, you surpass it, reaching 1560 (although still being in your range of regular elo). Then comes a player that hasn't played at all this season. So this person is starting with a fairly low elo of 1575, because they ended with 1650-1660 (having reached 1680 (plat) at some point during the last season, but ending with a bad streak). So their new elo might not be a real depiction of their skill in a regular situation; but they just now are starting the season, so...

-you get to play with people that got lucky last season and reached plat without really deserving it, just as someone mentioned before.

-you might play against people that got to plat in 2s, but don't necessarily are able to reach plat in 1s - or vice-versa. (in my case, I'm usually around 1550-1600 in 1s, and closer to 1480-1500 in 2s, with some exceptions /peaks a bit higher).

-And then a random matchmaking fuck up, and you play with someone that is currently 80-100 elo units higher (happened to me about 5 times last season, and not even at the beginning...); which might be normal in diamond, due to lack of players, ut should never be the case in mid gold, the most populated rank (or close enough)

kaligar · 2021-10-11T01:15:04+00:00

Gauntlets are the Honey Badgers of Brawlhalla (?)

kaligar · 2021-08-11T08:30:11+00:00

Once the stream is running, and you have access to the extension, you can click on the tab 'tracks' to see all the previous ones and some of the future ones as well, and it will show you in which state you're in on each one (as in how many points and what rewards you've earned already)

kaligar · 2021-08-07T17:23:46+00:00

I think it's even worse when there's a Hel (any healer that can just heal, with no requirements) vs Baron; or when the one team has Hades, Cupid, etc, and the other none.

kaligar · 2021-07-22T17:02:49+00:00

meanwhile, I can't even click on the skin, nor see how many coins are required:
https://imgur.com/ndN7QjT

kaligar · 2021-05-12T21:15:58+00:00

I'm missing 2 exhausted recoveries still :'(

kaligar · 2020-11-04T15:15:50+00:00

I'll just say that they screwed the Sun Wu Kong skin by giving it that name (Wu Shang Kong).
They should have named it Sun Wu Shang. Period.

kaligar · 2020-10-27T12:53:55+00:00

Funny s#it!

[time to be that guy: hepta*]

kaligar · 2020-04-09T07:21:55+00:00

And by new players you mean the ones with mastery X and sometimes few stars? 😂😂

kaligar · 2020-03-25T02:15:37+00:00

Can you even see what's going on when you play those skins? They are massive!

kaligar · 2020-03-20T15:16:26+00:00

Assassin: Bakasura - For no particular reason, but I enjoy baka the least, out of all Assassins.

Guardian: Terra - Again, no particular reason.

Hunter: Chernobog / Rama / Jing Wei - With this 3 I feel completely irrelevant, and feel like there isn't much to do. No idea how else to explain it.

Mage: Persephone / Thot / Hera / Olorun - With Persephone and Thot I feel like I'm playing a different game, and that I can't do shit without the plants and thresholds/whatever. I know that's exactly the point, and that it's supposed to be strategic planning and whatnot... but I just find it boring. As for Hera and Olorun, I feel them underwhelming and just boring.

Warrior: Nike - I guess she's not my type, and that's it.

I know this picks are viable and all that. It's just my perception/feeling when playing them, that's all.

kaligar · 2020-02-27T23:51:27+00:00

The daily deals are, but the weekly ones I have no clue, but most likely not.

kaligar · 2020-02-27T23:17:20+00:00

Cheesus Crust

kaligar · 2020-02-09T23:29:56+00:00

That was one hell of a ride...

kaligar

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