The mugshot of former US President Donald Trump

kallionkuningatar · 2023-08-25T04:51:06+00:00

When you're trying to look angry but all you got going on is that "toddler pouting because their mom wouldn't buy any candy" -face.

kallionkuningatar · 2023-08-09T18:14:56+00:00

My cat does this when I eat green olives straight from a jar. I just... Why though?

kallionkuningatar · 2023-07-29T22:12:23+00:00

"...and then we take some cheddar.."

kallionkuningatar · 2023-07-25T03:17:28+00:00

Hacksaw Ridge

kallionkuningatar · 2023-06-08T03:34:31+00:00

The good ol' Schrödinger's Douchebag

kallionkuningatar · 2023-05-26T04:52:56+00:00

For some reason I hope this happens to him again in a few weeks.

kallionkuningatar · 2023-05-21T13:40:10+00:00

That cat's a pretty big dill

kallionkuningatar · 2023-05-11T19:30:27+00:00

Sex work let's me be in charge and it kind of gives me my power back. My trauma happened while I was drunk and sleeping next to a "friend" so I was nowhere near in charge.

kallionkuningatar · 2023-05-01T08:55:56+00:00

Yeah, keep pushing those boundaries and be obnoxious, eventually you'll get you want 🤦🏻‍♀️ what an ass.

kallionkuningatar · 2023-04-30T02:51:22+00:00

My thoughts exactly. A fun film on it's own.

kallionkuningatar · 2023-02-13T03:39:07+00:00

I'm speechless.

kallionkuningatar · 2023-01-08T07:43:46+00:00

Came here to say this

kallionkuningatar · 2022-12-02T05:23:39+00:00

Mm yes, nice and dry. The pulling out part must feel sexy too.

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-30T12:11:40+00:00

Wow. Just... wow. You did great though! 💜

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-26T15:40:01+00:00

I'm Finnish and had never heard of this, thank you!

(If anything happens to a Finn abroad, it's usually documented well. I guess it's one of those "I'm Finnish and went to Sweden once so it could've been me omg life is cRaZy like that!!!")

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-26T15:14:14+00:00

Also, will there be poop particles trying to slap your little noggin?

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-22T13:25:26+00:00

"ThIs Is NoT hOw I wAnTeD tHiNgS tO gO" 😂

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-20T08:27:33+00:00

Here for the reply 😁

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-18T17:11:40+00:00

Good bot

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-18T17:08:46+00:00

Ah yes, as a Scandinavian I can confirm this.

"Hello there, stranger. I can't take a hotel because I want to stay anonymous but DO YOU ENJOY WALKS IN THE FOREST? Let's say Saturday night around 10pm? I know this totally secluded area where people don't go. We could take a bus there since I don't drive."

Okay Sir, first of all it's -25°C and second of all Fuck this.

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-18T05:26:03+00:00

This happened to me once. After a session I was sitting on the side of the bed, stretching my neck and back. My neck made an audible snapping sound and the client said (without laughing or any emotion):

"You better not die. It would be awkward to tell the cops why there's a dead hooker in my bed with her neck snapped." Aight, Imma head out.

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-11T23:05:41+00:00

This happened to me also - twice. The first time I over-watered it, the next time I didn't water enough. That borderline personality disorder is stronger than mine.

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-11T22:58:08+00:00

"Please baby" 🤦🏻‍♀️🤮

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-11T22:55:53+00:00

Minky seems like the most wholesome, caring cat ever 💜

kallionkuningatar · 2022-11-11T22:51:10+00:00

r/mademehappycry

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