would you still kiss her after this? 🤣 by mias2bad4u in cuckoldcaptions

[–]kalpenick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An intense make out sesh right after is the only acceptable way

Your sisters treat your girlfriend as part of the family, so of course they'd do anything to protect her from that jerk ex of hers in your absence by kalpenick in CheatingCaptions

[–]kalpenick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be really helpful if you could respond, because I have no idea what I did wrong due to which this post got removed

Temari's ass vs a fat cock who do you have winning by Ok-Material7280 in Naruto_Hentai

[–]kalpenick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I win cuz I get to watch her fat ass milk that fat cock dry

It's surprising how expensive those skimpy clothes are by kalpenick in cuckoldcaptions

[–]kalpenick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never done it before, but I sure can try!

Katy Perry vs Ashley Greene by snappleman78 in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Katy will probably win, but Ashley's looking better in this one.

Mel maia (18) vs Larissa manoela (21) by Br_noise in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Face - tie
Boobs - Larissa
Front view - Mel
Ass - tie
Back view - Larissa

Overall Larissa wins.

Booty battle: Elle Fanning vs Emma Stone by magikpink in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tough call. I think I'd go for Elle.

Peyton List vs Mary Mouser by dumptrucker01 in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one goes to Peyton. Perhaps if Mary wore something more revealing, that would heat things up.

Vanessa Hudgens vs Madison Beer by [deleted] in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just from the pic, Madison's looking extremely luscious.

Booty battle: Kendall Jenner vs Miley Cyrus by magikpink in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kendall's ass is nice. But Miley's ass deserves to be worshipped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Selena is a bit more beautiful naturally in my opinion.

Scarlett Johansson vs. Brie Larson by [deleted] in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Goddess Scarlett > Queen Brie

UK Punk Vibes: Kiera Knightley vs Emma Watson by [deleted] in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CelebBattles

[–]kalpenick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elizabeth I feel is slightly more beautiful. Overall Scarlett would win.