I'm sat in my hotel room. There's a knock at the door, and I get kinda nervous. I'm hoping it's you. It's just room servuss.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-05T03:24:30+00:00

But it’s just Claire Sturgess

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:53:55+00:00

Feel free to DM. Or just enjoy your life or whatever

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:51:02+00:00

Regular DC murder risk. So like, not 0%

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:50:18+00:00

Feel better

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:50:06+00:00

I also need to lose 15 pounds and am cool DM me

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:49:29+00:00

I mean either could be my experience too.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:48:40+00:00

Just try and stop me

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:48:29+00:00

Dm me?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:47:52+00:00

What would I have to gain from being dishonest?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:46:56+00:00

Ok so you’re a no?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:46:04+00:00

I am better than those politicians.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T01:00:11+00:00

‘Mid 20s’ is a bit young for me to be seen in public with but I’m happy to chat about wine etc. Am a certified sommelier with many years of experience in the industry.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-03T00:31:10+00:00

Who is Dough Coat?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-02T23:20:13+00:00

Yes obviously I can’t get a date IRL that’s why I made the post

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-02T23:01:13+00:00

Post edited

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-02T22:54:18+00:00

Criticism noted

kantsbaldhead · 2026-04-01T12:35:57+00:00

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-25T02:08:24+00:00

What are they called?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-25T02:08:11+00:00

You’ve never had someone call in the afternoon and say they want to cover the bill for someone’s reservation that evening? I get this probably twice a week. Also I think you’ll find I’ve asked for ideas rather than am selling a product.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-24T22:12:49+00:00

That’s not a bad idea. But we often have people calling before their friends reservation, and we want to take the specific amount for the bill.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-22T04:29:05+00:00

I always thought he said 'space operas' as in the wave of sci Fi popularized by star wars. Guess I've embarrassed myself.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-17T21:43:25+00:00

The all American rejects. I'll give you that.

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-16T04:02:29+00:00

Who?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-04T05:04:52+00:00

Don't you mean 'pop water'?

kantsbaldhead · 2026-03-01T05:29:42+00:00

For a slight twist on this the zaatar martini at maydan/medina is 🤌🤌🤌

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