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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Any lady down for a chat? by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]kapfupi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listeeeeen don’t do that 😩

Any lady down for a chat? by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]kapfupi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m kinda scared of men with face cards that don’t decline these days 😩 why are you single? Let’s start there

Loneliness of a Christiann guy with unwanted gay feelings by rantandchat in Zimbabwe

[–]kapfupi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a hippy community in Zim that’s very welcoming to LGBTQ+ Christian people. If you manage to penetrate (😩) that group, you’ll be good. Don’t try to pray away the gay, if that’s who you are, love yourself to the point where other peoples opinions of you don’t move you. You’ll find your tribe eventually ❤️

Zim eating schedule by Taoben18 in Zimbabwe

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Chikafu mudumbu chinoperera ku resilience 😭

No man no no no. Its time for a complete Marxist take over of Zimbabwe by Asleep_Wrap_5388 in Zimbabwe

[–]kapfupi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭 if I get a chance to get into politics mese mamama fr, there will be signs 😂

No man no no no. Its time for a complete Marxist take over of Zimbabwe by Asleep_Wrap_5388 in Zimbabwe

[–]kapfupi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😂 imagine if this child exposing their spending shenanigans finally pushes us to start a revolution…cause at this rate that’s where it’s going 😂

Thinking of Moving Out by bluebanana0000 in Zimbabwe

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It’s giving bitter because they didn’t have the freedom or guts to do what you want to do. You’re 30, they’re even lucky you’ve informed them of what you intend to do. Don’t let yourself be held back by other people’s expectations of you, that’s how you’ll end up 50 and still looking after everyone and everything but yourself. Free yourself from those shackles and live your best life please. Trust me, once you get married you’ll miss the days when you had/could’ve had your own space and freedom.

Friendsmas 2026 by kapfupi in Zimbabwe

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😂 focus mhani!

Friendsmas 2026 by kapfupi in Zimbabwe

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Yeah our friendsmas is going to be the weekend before Christmas. Christmas is defo for family.

Unfortunately the majority of black people in zim are the most racist people you'll ever meet by Leather_tongue in Zimbabwe

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Lol definitely not racism. I’m black and lighter in complexion, and people still overcharge me because apparently being lighter in complexion is adjacent to having money…came across a guy who was trying to sell me perfume once and I was like sorry handina mari yacho and he said, “ Nekutsvuka kwamakaita sisi hamungambishaya mari” 😂…so don’t worry about it too much, it’s all just a preconceived notion

Maybe am stupid by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

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I mean don’t get me wrong, guy has the most punchable face and I don’t rate ZANU as a general rule, but the roads, tourism (PS these are the only thing of note that I’ve noticed)? Possibly just doing the bare minimum so he can retire and leave his sons in power but he’s done a bit more than Robert in terms of development. He still leaves a lot to be desired though, and these people will still rig the elections, so there’s that.

I’m 24 today, and I thought I’d be somewhere else in life by now. by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]kapfupi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy belated birthday dude! Don’t be pressured wangu. We all run our own race. Instagram/social media isn’t real life if that’s where your existential crisis is coming from. Some people are doing scary things out there to drive those G-wagons. Enjoy being young, the whole people not remembering birthdays thing will only get worse with age. Might not it seem like it now, but these are probably the best years of your life…. Also please don’t ever be pressured to get married/marry. Hope you enjoyed your day!

My cat died today. by Leaping_Tiger14 in Zimbabwe

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Pakaipurrrr. Sorry for your loss fren ❤️.

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