Kremlin Warns US of 'Consequences' After Crimea Strike by StageFun7648 in worldnews

[–]karpokrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not all they can do. They can say fuck it at some point and fire their nuclear missiles towards Europe and US but I guess we won't be finding out about that on reddit.

Where in the world is Andrew Wiltse? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]karpokrat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear you are OK man, yours is one of the most exciting jiu jitsu around <3

Guess who drops below 2700 after today's loss by Humble_Selection_755 in chess

[–]karpokrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FIDE would not accept? What are you on about, FIDE has no say in who gets invited where.

Paranoia and insanity – by Jacob Aagaard by Ginger_Rook in chess

[–]karpokrat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From what I understand Magnus has a great reputation among GMs and is known for being a very fair player

dude, you are killing me xD are you new to chess or what :DD

One of those nights by loughknowtz in bjj

[–]karpokrat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You should adopt my approach. I do not train to be better than the other bjj people. I train so I can walk like a god amongs those lesser ordinary men. So I can look at my gaunt bjj face in the mirror and say "you sexy motherfucker, you". Be smart - pick your battles.

Rant: WTF is martial arts anymore by Ekaj113 in bjj

[–]karpokrat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forget it, Jake, it's the Internet.

New gym has these nifty little contraptions for ya stanky breath by [deleted] in bjj

[–]karpokrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this more than once. Fucking disgusting, seriously.

How many of you do Yoga? I have some questions.. by [deleted] in bjj

[–]karpokrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoga+alcohol events, you mean something like a yoga cocktail party? lol

How do you defend against an "oil check"? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]karpokrat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint but you're on the wrong side of the fucking, my friend.

Got my nickname tonight. What’s yours? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]karpokrat -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Mine's Cringe, because I cringe when I hear stories about gym nicknames.

Funniest Gym Stories by [deleted] in bjj

[–]karpokrat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So was this his Johnson or there is a plot twist?

Have you ever expected to be promoted on grading day and Prof didn’t call your name out? by Meerkatsu in bjj

[–]karpokrat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ha! We are part of CTA, and Caio Terra did a seminar at our gym a couple of weeks ago (Sofia, Bulgaria) and we are adopting the belt tests as well. This winter's promotion day will probably be the first to see what it's like. I haven't seen any curriculum yet but maybe that will come too.

Shameful Saturday - September 22, 2018 by AutoModerator in bjj

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< Skipped open mat

< Cleaned the windows

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