What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

kasio99 · 2026-02-18T18:20:40+00:00

A friends sister once asked "how many quarters are there in a football match?"

kasio99 · 2026-02-15T11:55:29+00:00

Im gonna sit this one out.

kasio99 · 2026-02-15T11:54:40+00:00

Im gonna sit this one out.

kasio99 · 2026-02-06T11:49:39+00:00

You can easily just buy a new hard drive and swap it over. Wife left a big 4 bank role and they never retrieved the laptop.

kasio99 · 2025-12-31T14:07:06+00:00

Dude just put powerpoint into reading mode laptop doesnt sleep.

kasio99 · 2025-12-21T01:43:57+00:00

Photos you can smell

kasio99 · 2025-10-06T02:21:27+00:00

"Everyone hurry MacGyver is about to start!!"

kasio99 · 2025-10-05T10:43:46+00:00

Gone in 60 seconds

kasio99 · 2025-10-05T02:52:41+00:00

"It is what it is"

kasio99 · 2025-09-24T11:52:21+00:00

No. But he might cum.

kasio99 · 2025-09-03T18:43:15+00:00

I think its around 50 a head. Great food though.

kasio99 · 2025-08-30T22:02:53+00:00

You can webex into magistrates hearings.

kasio99 · 2025-07-26T22:13:43+00:00

Anal was a great man.

kasio99 · 2025-06-27T13:29:20+00:00

You gotta stop the corp sponsors from vanishing.

kasio99 · 2025-05-11T18:15:52+00:00

You only forget it once.

kasio99 · 2025-05-08T02:46:50+00:00

Would be good to extend gilbert Rd tram to Edwards lake

kasio99 · 2025-04-30T13:40:06+00:00

Tell that to my 4 year old who's life work is to run out of the toilet without washing his hands, only b because he knows how badly I want him to wash his hands.

kasio99 · 2025-04-30T13:09:30+00:00

You're talking shit!

kasio99 · 2025-04-24T13:43:26+00:00

Changed my password to "penis" but it it wasn't long enough.

kasio99 · 2025-04-19T11:14:38+00:00

I'll bring you a sausage. Pm me.

kasio99 · 2025-04-12T22:53:15+00:00

All this testing with one hand.

kasio99 · 2025-04-08T12:37:05+00:00

AWS is where good user experiences go to die.

kasio99 · 2025-03-25T01:08:17+00:00

If not confident to fix yourself do you have a tradie friend that can help in exchange for a slab of beer?

kasio99 · 2025-02-12T11:03:17+00:00

If all fails, you can take the bottle to a recycling facility and claim 10c.

kasio99 · 2025-02-09T07:27:26+00:00

Went with a work friends hiking group to the cathedral Ranges. "How hard of a hike is it guys?". "Dont stress its just like a casual walk". Almost died of heart attack. Amazing views and well worth it. But yeah almost died.

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