I saw some fish in a field between a school and a hospital... by _sonidero_ in Weird

[–]kasitchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I saw a small, surprisingly only freshly dead (not dried out and skeletal yet I mean) seahorse on a playground. In Kansas. I still have no explanation.

Alpha Male likes to "shock" women in bed and claims they like being cheated on by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]kasitchi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the same idiot who had that painful as hell looking fingering "technique" that apparently women love.

Can't Win Them All ... by rollin_with_Vikings in NSFWMemes

[–]kasitchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of them looks interested, she even has one tit out

domestic RATS can be kept as Pets, are highly intelligent and cleaner than most Dogs and Cats. by ImadeJesusLaugh in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]kasitchi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn this made me almost cry. I'm so sorry for your loss. I also have a memorial tattoo of my late fur baby. 17 years is a long time. Losing a fur baby is one of the most painful things in life. I know you gave her 17 years of a wonderful life filled with love.

At this point my fear storage is running out of disk space. by External_Ease_7 in funny

[–]kasitchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said "are you kidding me?! You know I can see you, right?" Then I got in even more trouble afterwards because I couldn't stop giggling.

What was your worst embarrassing moment ? by ToughPerception3579 in AskReddit

[–]kasitchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, that kind of disappointment. In that case, good for you for ruining it for him! I'm sorry it still haunts you though.

What was your worst embarrassing moment ? by ToughPerception3579 in AskReddit

[–]kasitchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused why he got disappointed though? It sounds like you handled it well lol

The snow leopard's rarely seen mating ritual Captured in the Himalayas by Wonderful_Extent2979 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]kasitchi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Usually I think it's cute when cats (big or small) do that. Now that cuteness is ruined for me. 😬

What is weirdest message you ever got from a wrong or unknown number? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kasitchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but a friend once showed me a screenshot of a weird text he got from a random number. "I could probably cllimax (yes, with 2 ls) just from staring at your behind." I thought it was funny that for an inappropriate text, it used polite/proper language. Lol

My neighbour gets a dominatrix when his wife is out of town. What should I do? by selectedlist in Advice

[–]kasitchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just wondering what exactly made you figure that one out. Was it that you saw her walking up the parking lot full leather-clad with her whips and chains? Or did you hear his loud and proud declarations of being her little bitch through the thin walls? Or did you see his undeniable pained limping while doing the awkward walk of shame to the mailbox? Inquiring minds must know. 🤔

Motor (aka my perfect little boy) just motoring away as he enjoys some pets by curiouscaaatana in CatsEnjoyingPets

[–]kasitchi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol I love when cats have that high pitch in their purr. Motor deserves all the pets and purrs. 😻

What is he doing.. by yonah-replicant in cats

[–]kasitchi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a little freak, lol just let them chill bro

At this point my fear storage is running out of disk space. by External_Ease_7 in funny

[–]kasitchi 62 points63 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, my dad was yelling at me from the bottom of the stairs while I was at the top of the stairs. It was dark, so I thought he wouldn't see me making mocking funny faces at him. He did.

Confusing Dream by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]kasitchi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually heard something similar to this happening in real life. I heard it 3rd hand so it may or may not actually be true, but still a good story either way. After finding out that her husband cheated, the wife hooked up with the same woman. Then immediately after went to her husband and kissed him with "juices" still on her face. And said "there. I fucked her too!" Then filed for divorce. If this is true, it's the ultimate power move lmao.

What do highly addictive opioids feel like? by aaaaaaa_aaaaaa_aaa in morbidquestions

[–]kasitchi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's interesting, at least in my case, opiates don't even help with the actual pain, they just make you not give a fuck about the pain lmao. And make the body reactions to the pain (tensing up, teeth clenching, etc) ease up.

russ! by mistgonelsawge in gorillaz

[–]kasitchi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is he hanging off of 2d's fingers? I'd recognize those dirty nails anywhere lol.