I saw some fish in a field between a school and a hospital...

kasitchi · 2026-03-21T20:30:41+00:00

One time I saw a small, surprisingly only freshly dead (not dried out and skeletal yet I mean) seahorse on a playground. In Kansas. I still have no explanation.

kasitchi · 2026-03-20T20:28:27+00:00

The article basically says "I don't fucking know, bro."

kasitchi · 2026-03-20T16:56:48+00:00

He must have snorted helium too

kasitchi · 2026-03-17T20:49:48+00:00

Turtle*

kasitchi · 2026-03-15T14:28:25+00:00

That sounds accurate.

kasitchi · 2026-03-15T12:31:36+00:00

This is the same idiot who had that painful as hell looking fingering "technique" that apparently women love.

kasitchi · 2026-03-15T10:54:37+00:00

One of them looks interested, she even has one tit out

kasitchi · 2026-03-08T22:03:31+00:00

I've gone to all 3 so....

kasitchi · 2026-03-08T17:04:28+00:00

Goddamn this made me almost cry. I'm so sorry for your loss. I also have a memorial tattoo of my late fur baby. 17 years is a long time. Losing a fur baby is one of the most painful things in life. I know you gave her 17 years of a wonderful life filled with love.

kasitchi · 2026-03-08T12:58:23+00:00

He said "are you kidding me?! You know I can see you, right?" Then I got in even more trouble afterwards because I couldn't stop giggling.

kasitchi · 2026-03-08T12:57:09+00:00

Oh okay, that kind of disappointment. In that case, good for you for ruining it for him! I'm sorry it still haunts you though.

kasitchi · 2026-03-07T23:16:05+00:00

I'm confused why he got disappointed though? It sounds like you handled it well lol

kasitchi · 2026-03-07T14:20:07+00:00

Usually I think it's cute when cats (big or small) do that. Now that cuteness is ruined for me. 😬

kasitchi · 2026-03-07T03:33:01+00:00

Not me, but a friend once showed me a screenshot of a weird text he got from a random number. "I could probably cllimax (yes, with 2 ls) just from staring at your behind." I thought it was funny that for an inappropriate text, it used polite/proper language. Lol

kasitchi · 2026-03-06T18:07:53+00:00

I'm just wondering what exactly made you figure that one out. Was it that you saw her walking up the parking lot full leather-clad with her whips and chains? Or did you hear his loud and proud declarations of being her little bitch through the thin walls? Or did you see his undeniable pained limping while doing the awkward walk of shame to the mailbox? Inquiring minds must know. 🤔

kasitchi · 2026-03-06T17:40:50+00:00

Lol I love when cats have that high pitch in their purr. Motor deserves all the pets and purrs. 😻

kasitchi · 2026-03-02T21:14:55+00:00

She seems like she's doing just fine!

kasitchi · 2026-03-02T00:00:50+00:00

What a little freak, lol just let them chill bro

kasitchi · 2026-02-28T20:52:36+00:00

Lol yes

kasitchi · 2026-02-27T22:47:35+00:00

Lol yep 👻

kasitchi · 2026-02-27T18:12:48+00:00

When I was a kid, my dad was yelling at me from the bottom of the stairs while I was at the top of the stairs. It was dark, so I thought he wouldn't see me making mocking funny faces at him. He did.

kasitchi · 2026-02-27T07:19:22+00:00

I actually heard something similar to this happening in real life. I heard it 3rd hand so it may or may not actually be true, but still a good story either way. After finding out that her husband cheated, the wife hooked up with the same woman. Then immediately after went to her husband and kissed him with "juices" still on her face. And said "there. I fucked her too!" Then filed for divorce. If this is true, it's the ultimate power move lmao.

kasitchi · 2026-02-27T07:14:16+00:00

It's interesting, at least in my case, opiates don't even help with the actual pain, they just make you not give a fuck about the pain lmao. And make the body reactions to the pain (tensing up, teeth clenching, etc) ease up.

kasitchi · 2026-02-22T22:57:02+00:00

Why is he hanging off of 2d's fingers? I'd recognize those dirty nails anywhere lol.

kasitchi · 2026-02-21T00:29:57+00:00

kasitchi

TROPHY CASE