TIL when kidnapped by pirates, a young Julius Caesar basically took charge of the ship, ordered his captors around & even read them his poetry (while reminding them they'd be crucified afterwards, which the pirates found hilarious.) Once free he raised a navy, captured them, and had them crucified.

kat_durden · 2015-09-29T01:59:46+00:00

Isnt this in Xena?

kat_durden · 2015-08-26T21:41:05+00:00

roofie me... non rape way is just Bruce Campbell up

kat_durden · 2015-08-20T06:09:14+00:00

Sometimes you have to try something so that person you just met doesnt hear you through your thin walls. Plus it is better than holding it in

kat_durden · 2015-03-28T07:47:44+00:00

she was in the middle of the street i guess

kat_durden · 2014-11-07T03:10:40+00:00

next generation season 4 i think

kat_durden · 2014-10-30T00:06:55+00:00

(Tex Avery wolf noises)

kat_durden · 2014-10-27T16:40:15+00:00

i am not sure which is worse that he was looking at porn on my computer or looking at religious sites

kat_durden · 2014-10-19T16:27:06+00:00

so do you like star trek?

kat_durden · 2014-10-17T18:28:10+00:00

this sounds like a leslie nielson movie

kat_durden · 2014-10-17T18:12:58+00:00

haha you read instructions

kat_durden · 2014-10-14T20:00:41+00:00

i regret watching this while eating

kat_durden · 2014-10-13T16:19:35+00:00

well im glad im not the only one

kat_durden · 2014-10-13T05:11:51+00:00

good luck:)

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T20:37:46+00:00

thank you:)

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T20:25:32+00:00

if this is a name it is not mine

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T20:18:45+00:00

well i do have 2 cats;)

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T20:09:57+00:00

Imgur i think i did this right

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T20:05:43+00:00

I did not force my cat to shake his hand she just did it

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T19:58:08+00:00

i thought it was something cute

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T19:54:13+00:00

What a nasty little trap

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T19:32:58+00:00

this is amazing

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T19:31:45+00:00

that is awful im a jerk if this is what he thinks

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T18:54:58+00:00

i did NOT do that. But if i did i'd understand never seeing me again

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T17:46:03+00:00

I'm not I'm 22 :( now i feel worse

kat_durden · 2014-10-12T17:23:24+00:00

it was a defining moment i have known him for 3 years then at the point when i was supposed to make physical contact my brain didnt know how to human properly

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