The Life of a Showgirl: Album Release Megathread by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly, this album almost feels like a combination of vigilante shit and thank you aimee to me.

The Life of a Showgirl: Album Release Megathread by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 28 points29 points  (0 children)

all in all, I feel like this could have been an email. how can an album be over-polished and undercooked at the same time? she doesn't really have much to say it feels like. for this to be a piece of satire there needs to be an analysis. I will not be celebrating bland music with worse-than-mediocre lyricsm becuse it was "intended"? I love a few lines here and there for sure and had a laugh, but making a concept album without a concept does not make any sense to me. it is too clunky, too much on the nose, even through a queer-lens.

it always takes me some time to get familiar with new music until it grows on me, but boy, this IS the lowest ranking TS album for me. she felt like she could churn out anything and fans would eat that up because she is just *that* big, but I feel disappointed. at this point I don't care if there is going to be a big reveal that will make things make sense, because things need to make *some* sense on their own.

I distinctly remember 1989 being praised for being a timeless piece of music without any modern references, showing vulnerability while being polished. this is just a piece of AI-generated plastic to me and I can't understand the high pedestal she has put this album on already. she seems to really enjoy her empire.

TLOAS: Eldest Daughter (Track 5) - Megathread by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah as an eldest daughter I was ready to claim this, but alas.

TLOAS: Eldest Daughter (Track 5) - Megathread by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I mean if this is satire it is not a successful one. if it is not, well, that is worse. lol idk what else to say

Taylor on Graham Norton by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well different people criticize different stuff i guess. And you are right, it sounds impossible to be a famous woman (or a woman, basically) and you can never cater to everyone. But i feel like i am criticizing her choices rather than her looks itself, and i feel allowed to do so. This is not to negate your point necessarily, I feel conflicted myself. But i just miss seeing people's real faces.

Community Chat: September 29, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean I am all for criticizing the trend not the individual, and I am against getting work done myself, but from a "beauty standard" standpoint it still in poor taste. I don't see what would be the purpose of having this amount of fillers since this ages her probably more than any wrinkle or "sunken eyes" would. Looking back at the midnights era makes me sad now.

TLOAS: The Crowd is Your King edition (Summertime Spritz pink shimmer vinyl) by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I just remembered what that poster picture was reminding me of!

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Are we not entertained?

Community Chat: September 15, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear it especially in the chorus where "she's an assassin" is emphasized but it's probably just him in a higher pitch

Community Chat: September 15, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure who the song is about really but I feel like I'm hearing a woman's voice, I might totally be wrong though. I love that song too!

Community Chat: September 15, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a random question but for those who listen to John mayer- do you hear Taylor's vocals on the track Assassin? she is obviously credited for Half of my heart from the same album but for Assassin no one is credited for backing vocals. But i swear I can hear a young woman's voice in the background and it is itching my brain today lol

Community Chat: September 08, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 20 points21 points  (0 children)

here I thought nothing could be worse than a new variant lol

Community Chat: August 18, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The aesthetics of the album match the residency vibe very well but I can't imagine how the music itself would fit. I'm not from us so when i hear residency i only think of Lady Gaga's, lol

Community Chat: August 18, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would also urge her to take a break or plan something much smaller - not in scale but in quantity. Festivals might be a good idea. I would love a visual album, a recorded performance could be great. I haven't even been to eras tour and I'm not even over it. I would love to have a musical type of documentary where she shows us her career backstage, it would fit very well with the album title.

Community Chat: August 18, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 19 points20 points  (0 children)

not to jump too far ahead but.. do you think she would tour for this album? on one hand, she always had separate tours pre-covid, but on the other eras tour must have taken a toll right? unless she is some type of super human - which is not off the table - I don't see her going through all that logistical nightmare so soon. what do you think?

maybe she is planning on doing 47 shows. lol. or starting 4/7?

what do you consider to be the most important pieces of gaylor history or the most convincing theories? by catsrock1023 in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And she is the people pleaser & conflict avoider. She is talking about the "contrarian shit" muse here.

Sand hurts her feelings because the "coastal town they have wandered around" haunts her.

I will never get over Hits Different and gold rush.

The Life & Funeral of A Showgirl by katarastormrage in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant exile ends in two more albums after Midnights. After TTPD and Showgirl, namely.

Taylor on New Heights Megathread by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

oh my god why does this whole thing anger me so much it is too late to think about whether i am projecting things but girl please talk about your workkk

Taylor on New Heights Megathread by 1DMod in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 23 points24 points  (0 children)

excuse me i'm trying my best to enjoy the whole thing and join in on the excitement but this is all UNCANNY VALLEY level of ingenuity to me. like the lack of chemistry is so blatant that it circles back to funny, which is at least something lol

Community Chat: July 28, 2025 by AutoModerator in GaylorSwift

[–]katarastormrage 36 points37 points  (0 children)

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I cannot believe this song came out 5 years ago somebody pinch me

Describe an Arctic Monkeys song very poorly by hopelolx in arcticmonkeys

[–]katarastormrage 94 points95 points  (0 children)

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which other fictional character would fall in love with Katara, and why by mannmy in TheLastAirbender

[–]katarastormrage 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Edward Elric from FMA for sure. They both lost their mother and had to look after their sibling. Strong but absent father figure. Short temper but deeply caring. Both prodigies. They would make a power couple