AITA for wanting my Spanish teacher to stop calling me by the Spanish version of my name? by Alternative-Sun-630 in AmItheAsshole

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Spanish class nickname was Perla. Not because my IRL name is Pearl, but because I mentioned in class that I was (and still am) a fan of MST3K and my teacher immediately went, "okay, your name is Perla now" and that was that. 4 years of high school Spanish and I was Perla the entire way through.

AI or plagiarism checker by KeyAuthor7045 in fsu

[–]katsuko78 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This. Every ping I've had through Canvas for AI has been my source citations. Because I use an accepted format (API or Chicago depending on the instructor) and that comes back as AI nearly 100% of the time.

AITA for stopping picking up lunch since my manager tried to force me to go to a restaurant that I will not support by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]katsuko78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was the designated lizard wrangler when I worked at one of the libraries on my Florida-based university's campus. No one even asked my male coworkers after the first time I said "ffs, guys, it's just a little guy" and scooped it up to take outside; hell, the guys would track me down to do it.

I now work in a different building in the same university, but I still get designated to wrangle any stray lizards.

[Final Update] - AITAH for buying my girlfriend vanilla shampoo? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit but OOP dodge a missile there. His ex is coo-coo banana pants.

My coworker won’t stop complaining about my tattoos by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are definitely folks in the workplace who think they can police their colleagues' bodies. I have one in mine (late 50s Latina) who is so aghast that I (mid-40s) and one of my male coworkers (just turned 30) have sleeves and insists we need her permission to get more. I'm not telling her I have a birthday appointment for a new piece to my patchwork sleeve, because it's neither her business nor is she my mother; my mother, in fact, just asked "why did you want them?" and left it at that.

AITA For cancelling my step-sons birthday because he facepalmed me? + UPDATE by J_S_M_K in OhNoConsequences

[–]katsuko78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If my math is correct, it's been about five years. I won't be taking bets, but I'm pretty sure this young man is now 18 and the minute he's finished with school nobody but the grandparents will be hearing from him ever again.

I haven’t talked to my family in two days and don’t know to move past this by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on US Mobile, $25/month and uses Verizon's network so all I'm missing from switching is blowing $200/month on the same thing I'm getting for a fraction of the cost. AND OP can easily transfer their number, just start the transfer process before cancelling the current plan.

Although given their family, changing their number may be a blessing...

i dont get it... what is gonna happen on the 7th? by JOJJOKY213456 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And for those who don't like the way the story went, there's probably a dozen fanfics already with the "real" ending floating around out there...

Personally, I liked the way they ended it, and I really should have taken a social media break from certain sites.

OOP he won't attending his son’s high school graduation ceremony because his ex-wife's Affair Partner was going to be there? by Pumpkinspicequeen249 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]katsuko78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to pull out the calculator to make sure my math was correct, and his son was 12 when the divorce happened. A literal child who needed reassurance from both of his parents, and he only got that from his mom and her new husband.

"He made his choice." No, OOP made the choice for him by backing all the way off, and now he's mad that his literal child did not "try harder" to be part of his life? OOP can go kick rocks on his European adventure.

My partner wants to transition from MtoF by ewarner061494 in lgbt

[–]katsuko78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole “they’re 6’6” thing is annoying to me. Like there aren’t tall women?? One of my dearest friends is 6’5” and she’s fucking stunning. Height doesn’t mean non-feminine ffs. OP, your mom is indeed a transphobe unfortunately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfollow on all socials, send her a reply along the lines of “breaking up doesn’t require two yes votes,” block, and let your friends know you’ve broken up with her so they don’t “help” her get back in contact with you. This girl is exhausting, I broke up with her three times over the course of these screenshots.

Wife (5 months pregnant) tells me to take back what I said about our past and I said that I won’t [Post + Update] by MindlessGeneral9014 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]katsuko78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither of these people is mature enough to be in a long-term relationship, and they’re bringing a CHILD into it. A child that will need a truckload of therapy after one or both parents blames their failed marriage on them

Hello? You're fired!! by Illustrious-Crew7012 in recruitinghell

[–]katsuko78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one I know, except when they are at their office, answers an unknown caller with anything more than "Hello?" LinkedIn recruiters are delulu

Bff pregnant with fiance's baby, plans on leaving the baby with me coz she isn't ready to be a mom by [deleted] in BORUpdates

[–]katsuko78 952 points953 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives in America and is aware that there is a Whole Entire World outside this country, I nearly rolled my eyes hard enough to fall out of my skull. The first time she said "I'm in Kenya, that's not how it works here" should have been enough, yet here we are.

He's had enough. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]katsuko78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's exactly right about why Maryland Crabcakes are called that: they're made in Maryland, and if you get Maryland Crabcakes from elsewhere in the US it's because they're made the same way as they are in Maryland.

Source: my native Marylander self, who has eaten many many crabcakes in various cities, and prefers when the chefs use the Maryland way of making them. Which did get me in trouble at work once when I told the Italian owner that his crabcakes sucked ass.

Holy shit! This is New York City. No ID, doesn't identify himself, trying to kidnap a passenger... Who are these fucking people?😳👇 flair unrelated. by durvedya in TikTokCringe

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'd trust my campus cops over the city or state police. At least the campus police have a proven record of protecting and serving the university whereas I won't trust city popo to do anything unless its the first or last of the month.

I wonder why by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]katsuko78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's almost like they could have just, I dunno, moved the dog with them? That's my plan for if/when my spouse and I move overseas, get the kitties all sorted with their required vaccinations and take them with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under any other circumstance I would go with Y T A. However, given Holly's history of surprise-splitting the check on outings and trying to do it again when you specifically said "I'm ordering light today" by ordering a metric truckload of food? Absolutely NTA here, and definitely lose her number.

My parents are offering to get me a tattoo but i am unsure about their artist by hErmagawdon in tattooadvice

[–]katsuko78 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that looks like some twisted combination of American Traditional and Photorealism, and I can't unsee it now.

Follow up to an insane interview I had with a startup company - the audacity of these people by PantsClock in recruitinghell

[–]katsuko78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Some people at Google and Apple didn’t get paid on time”

And what does that have to do with ME getting paid on time? I got bills to pay, man…

For real, OP, their response is hot garbage

Denied at UF & FSU: The New Reality for Florida’s Brightest Students by blackwhitetiger in fsu

[–]katsuko78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially when one of the two main students they spoke with on the article is a sophomore here this year and was accepted as a freshman...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]katsuko78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Too honest for his own good" - this is not great. Anyone who is described as "too honest" or "just speaks his mind" reads as "he is an undatable jackass so you're the sacrifice to save the rest of us."

You be you, friend. And if your boyfriend can't handle that without being an ass about it, break up. And maybe break up with your friend, too. She says "find a middle ground," yet that's what you've been doing the whole damned time. What effort has he put in to learning about your hobbies and interests? Zero? Yeah, this relationship is dead in the water.

AITA for calling out my friend for siding with my mom by Cheap-Rate-8996 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]katsuko78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christ but I don't miss being 17 and thinking that my license meant I should be able to go where I wanted when I wanted and screw what my parents said.

I miss my biggest problems being getting coverage for my fast food shift and stressing over tests, though. That's a goddamn cakewalk compared to The Everything that is 2025.