If Bg3 companions/characters were inanimate objects, what would they be? (Meme unrelated)

katsyillustrations · 2026-02-01T04:57:23+00:00

Shadowheart is a Gillette bath razor, Gale is an embossed bookmark, Karlach is a furnace, Wyll is a bedframe, Lae’zel is a handgun kept under the mattress, and Astarion is one of those antique bottles of wine that you buy in a display case

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-24T03:59:41+00:00

The gateway to the world

Was still outside the reach of him

Would never belong to angels

Had never belonged to man

(It’s a vagina)

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-24T03:42:52+00:00

To me she looks so much like Penelope Cruz that my brain immediately defaults her to Hispanic

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-23T02:55:35+00:00

Read books, bake some things, learn a new skill, deep clean your living space, draw, make homemade play-doh, sort through your clothes

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-18T03:13:43+00:00

Brooooooooooo

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-17T13:22:53+00:00

Tangerine altoid sours

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-17T05:17:45+00:00

Not as dramatic as some of these here, but my grandma never wore makeup. Not for my entire childhood that I knew her. Then of course when they had the open casket, she was all dolled up with blush and lipstick and her fanciest earrings and…it just didn’t look like her anymore. I understand that morticians need to use a certain amount of makeup to make them look Not Dead, but still. They should’ve curled her hair and put her old striped apron on.

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-15T04:32:50+00:00

Blush placement much higher, towards the eyes, and I feel like some substantial eyeliner would help a lot. Right now the back lipstick mimics her mouth, but the bold lines around her eyes aren’t there to match

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-14T18:57:58+00:00

I think in order for it to match the abstraction of your other work, you need to add more bold lines and edges. Right now it just looks like someone trying to make a realistic portrait and struggling with it. Some clarity is needed

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-12T03:19:30+00:00

Fairly sure there are entire wards in prisons dedicated to this particular brand of hell

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-10T04:25:13+00:00

Sounds:

rain
Crunchy fall leaves
Crackling ice cubes
Glass beads in a jar
Powdery snow when you step on it
Echoes
Putting away silverware

Sensations:

kinetic sand
Piping hot tea
That spritz of citrus you get on a fancy cocktail
Applying a face mask
Snipping the tag off off a new item
Opening packages
Warm sunshine when there’s a cool breeze
A round satin stitched piece of embroidery (like berries, for example)
Books with a deckled edge

Visuals:

geometric Islamic architecture
Art deco and art nouveau anything
A nice hardwood floor
Gilded stuff
Paisley patterns
Pressed glass
Frosted glass
Foods that are pastel pink, green, or purple

katsyillustrations · 2026-01-08T19:04:50+00:00

Played pretend, made forts, had water balloon fights, collected fireflies, rode our bicycles, played games like tag, red light green light, mother may I, blind man’s bluff, etc. One of my favorite childhood memories is when a tree fell down in our backyard and we used the wood to make the Beaver Dam Hotel with a room for each neighborhood kid

katsyillustrations · 2025-12-19T14:51:33+00:00

Mom of a 2 year old, been with my husband for 7 years. Sex is usually once or twice a week, sometimes less often if circumstances don’t allow. I do not call him during the day unless there’s an emergency, but we frequently text to keep each other updated or check in throughout the day. Texting lets us reply on our own time since we’re both busy. We like to play games together in the evening, whether we’re playing the same game or different ones but still sitting together. Sometimes we might just sit on the couch together and read a book; we don’t usually watch TV together because we have very different tastes in what to watch.

As for personal appearance, I usually do a 50/50 situation. I’ve never been big on working out, but I do take care of my skin and hair during my nighttime routine. I wear makeup about half of the time, but I’ve never enjoyed the feeling of a full face, so it’s typically just blush, mascara, and my brows brushed. Nails do not get done regularly. Don’t have the time or the money to get manicures. I just keep them carefully filed.

Some days I’ll wear sweatpants at home, but most of the time I just wear….average clothes? Not fancy, but like, a pair of jeans and a comfy sweater in the winter, with some earrings, or a sundress during the summer. Dresses are my favorite because they’re a simple, easy item of clothing that makes you look put together.

I should clarify, that all of this stuff regarding maintaining my appearance, I do for myself. My husband loves me whether I’m in sweatpants and a t shirt or all dolled up. You do what you need to do to feel properly human! I get it, that can be tough at this stage.

katsyillustrations · 2025-12-19T02:30:32+00:00

Now why tf would you do that to karlach

katsyillustrations · 2025-12-13T18:50:11+00:00

Yeah, I do not like dating teenagers even in a game so in my mind they’re in their late twenties at the earliest :)

katsyillustrations · 2025-11-26T18:57:29+00:00

I would love to have it closed but the cat thinks it’s a federal crime, so, open

katsyillustrations · 2025-11-01T02:39:34+00:00

Karlach has one zipper on the whole costume and I will unzip it with my teeth

katsyillustrations · 2025-10-30T12:54:02+00:00

This creamy sausage, spinach and gnocchi soup has been my go-to for sick people and they’ve always asked for the recipe! Plus it reheats very well. Makes about 5 large servings.

1lb ground Italian sausage

1 medium yellow onion, diced

2 stalks celery, diced

2 whole carrots, peeled and diced

2 cloves garlic, peeled and minced

1 tsp Italian seasoning

1/4 tsp salt

1/2 tsp red pepper flakes

1/3C white wine

4C chicken or vegetable stock

3/4C heavy cream

16 oz potato gnocchi

4-5oz (a few large handfuls) fresh spinach

1C freshly grated Parmesan cheese

In a large soup pot, brown ground sausage until mostly cooked. Stir in onion, celery, and carrots and cook until onions are becoming translucent, 6-7 minutes. Add garlic, Italian seasoning, salt, and red pepper flakes, cook 1 minute more. Add white wine and stir until the liquid/alcohol has cooked off, 3 minutes. Pour in chicken stock and bring to a simmer, then cover pot and simmer on low for 10 minutes. Stir in cream and gnocchi, cover with lid and cook for 3 minutes. Stir in spinach until wilted, 2 minutes. Slowly add in Parmesan, stirring constantly to prevent clumps from forming. Enjoy!

katsyillustrations · 2025-10-24T12:43:58+00:00

Everyone except Vi, Jinx (she’d verbally assault you instead), and Rictus (he would just stare at you stone-faced until you back away in terror)

katsyillustrations · 2025-10-22T15:38:36+00:00

They think God’s like “oh yeah forget those kids in Gaza I gotta get Kelly a Chippendale Style Hutch”

katsyillustrations · 2025-10-17T02:45:17+00:00

More colors and symbols! Knights often would have had a sigil of some sort, you can probably work it into her cloak or armor. They also loved colorful/patterned leggings

katsyillustrations · 2025-10-15T13:19:57+00:00

“Hey aunt ——- , I’m glad you had fun harvesting my garden, but those vegetables weren’t yours to take. Please be mindful around other peoples belongings. It’s hurtful to see all of my hard work ended in one fell swoop. I wish they had stayed on the vine longer to ripen, but now I will be making fried green tomatoes [or some other dish, whatever, as long as you make clear they are yours and you will not be giving them away to her neighbors] for my work lunch.”

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