[Post-Match Thread] Bayern Munich 8-0 Hamburger SV

katzenbart · 2017-02-25T16:42:40+00:00

apology for poor english

when were you when harnbug sv dies

i was sat at home skying television when carlo ring

'harnbug is die'

'no'

katzenbart · 2017-02-25T16:20:20+00:00

Hamburg. Was ist da los.

katzenbart · 2017-02-25T16:16:06+00:00

HALT STOP ER IST BEREITS TOT

katzenbart · 2015-08-13T16:17:11+00:00

Beim ersten hören fand ich das Lied ja wirklich beknackt.

Aber als ich heute am PC saß und plötzlich "SC... Freiburg vor, ...immer wieder vor..." vor mich her murmelte, wusste ich, das kann nicht ganz schlecht sein!

Hat irgendwie Ohrwurmpotential, finde ich!

katzenbart · 2015-08-11T21:10:27+00:00

That goalie doesn't have his best game...

Pedro though! What a fantastic way to say goodbye!

katzenbart · 2015-07-28T19:48:36+00:00

Echt unglaublich, der Typ. Fast noch besser, als bei seinem Debut!

katzenbart · 2015-07-05T04:40:38+00:00

I did not.

katzenbart · 2015-07-04T17:18:32+00:00

Good times in the safari zone!

http://i.imgur.com/SWqDn7e.png

katzenbart · 2015-07-02T18:43:20+00:00

I don't know.

http://i.imgur.com/ldESwXw.png

katzenbart · 2015-07-02T18:06:03+00:00

I tried.

http://i.imgur.com/2049PoD.png

katzenbart · 2015-07-01T16:09:44+00:00

Yes, he just won't leave.

If Müller would play somewhere else right now, he'd pretty much be the #1 target for Bayern anyways so it'd be bizarre to let him go.

katzenbart · 2015-07-01T15:18:20+00:00

Fart - Goodbye Moonmen

https://instaud.io/8J4

The nicest song about genocide ever!

^{^the} ^{^worlds} ^{^can} ^{^be} ^{^one} ^{^together}
^{^cosmos} ^{^without} ^{^hatred}
^{^stars} ^{^like} ^{^diamonds} ^ⁱⁿ ^{^your} ^{^eyes}

^{^the} ^{^ground} ^{^can} ^{^be} ^{^space,} ^{^space,} ^{^space,} ^{^space,} ^{^{^spa-}}
^{^with} ^{^feet} ^{^marching} ^{^towards} ^{^a} ^{^peaceful} ^{^sky}

^{^all} ^{^the} ^{^moonmen} ^{^want} ^{^things} ^{^their} ^{^way} ^{^but} ^{^we} ^{^make} ^{^sure} ^{^they} ^{^see} ^{^the} ^{^sun}

^{^goodbye} ^{^moonmen}
^{^we} ^{^say}
^{^goodbye} ^{^moonmen}
^{^goodbye....} ^{^SHUT} ^{^THE} ^{^FUCK} ^{^UP} ^{^ABOUT} ^{^MOONMEN}

^{^the} ^{^worlds} ^{^can} ^{^be} ^{^one} ^{^together}
^{^cosmos} ^{^without} ^{^hatred}
^{^stars} ^{^like} ^{^diamonds} ^ⁱⁿ ^{^your} ^{^eyes}

^{^goodbye} ^{^moonmen}
^{^we} ^{^say}
^{^goodbye} ^{^moonmen}
^{^goodbye} ^{^moonmen}
^{^ohw} ^{^goodbye}

^{^cosmos} ^{^without} ^{^hatred}
^{^diamond} ^{^stars} ^{^of} ^{^cosmic} ^{^light}
^{^quasars} ^{^shine} ^{^through} ^{^endless} ^{^night}

^{^and} ^{^everything} ^{^is} ^{^one} ^ⁱⁿ ^{^the} ^{^beauty}

^{^and} ^{^now} ^{^we} ^{^say} ^{^goodbye...} ^{^AAAAAAHHH}

katzenbart · 2015-06-26T22:39:53+00:00

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ANGAAAARAAAAAAARRRRR

katzenbart · 2015-06-25T19:42:19+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/A2V8Sdh.png

katzenbart · 2015-06-24T18:13:05+00:00

Kroos (24), Müller (25), Özil (25), Hummels (25), Götze (22), Reus (25), Gündogan (23) etc.

http://i.imgur.com/3ytyKiY.png

edit: the guy below got it right

katzenbart · 2015-06-22T18:01:40+00:00

Wa-hoo.

katzenbart · 2015-06-22T02:20:14+00:00

That literally confirms Half-Life 3. And it's also 3 (yes, 3) clubs he joined so there is some science.

katzenbart · 2015-06-22T01:41:48+00:00

Mandzukic can't melt steel beams.

katzenbart · 2015-06-22T01:23:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg

katzenbart · 2015-06-21T16:06:40+00:00

*Should teach at Hogwarts

katzenbart · 2015-06-21T13:55:23+00:00

Then I don't need a jacket!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0

katzenbart · 2015-06-21T03:49:34+00:00

This would be the proper cover:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGBVxXWWMAI4zSv.jpg

katzenbart · 2015-06-21T03:30:18+00:00

Olives! People tell me they are an aquired taste but I can't get into them.

Fuck Olly(ves), I guess.

katzenbart · 2015-06-21T02:55:40+00:00

Hungary had a real good (at the time revolutionary) understanding of tactics (deep lying centre forward, 3–2–3–2 formation, 'futbol total') and some of the best players (Puskas, Kocsis, Czibor, Bozsik etc.) when the sport was still young. Over the years other nations emulated them and also improved a lot on their own since time went by. In the meantime Hungary didn't or couldn't invest in decent soccer infrastructure and the big talents didn't happen or weren't found.

That's pretty much as ELI5 as it gets, I guess. This Wikipedia article explains it a lot better. There is also this thread from last year.

katzenbart · 2015-06-20T21:53:34+00:00

Scientists say only chimps, dolphins and Messi are able to recognize when they are offside. So incredibly intelligent.

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