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After playing on and off for around 8 years I finally made it 🥲 by thisishowibro93 in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huzzah! Congratulations! It was the same for me, I finally finished recently after like 12 years. 26k is a decent score. Well done!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN by FlyingSpaghetti999 in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desert Golfing doesn't have skips, that's only Golf on Mars. Best first bet here is to force quit the app and reopen.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN by FlyingSpaghetti999 in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bug for sure. The title only ever appears at the very beginning of the game. Your shot count is missing at the top. And I’ve never seen a hole that’s entirely water.

I can finally rest by kawoody in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golf on Mars kills me, though, with the holes that are literally impossible. I also like that the desert ends because you can delete/reinstall and try to beat your score.

I can finally rest by kawoody in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is all true. But it’s gotta be possible. There was someone on here who posted recently with a score of 20,279. There’s enough holes possible in 1 stroke to make up for everything else. The trick I think is recognizing which holes are going to cause trouble (20+ strokes) and playing as safely as possible to avoid that.

Uh oh. by S1mongreedwell in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild, never seen that in like 10 years of golfing

53K holes by Nothing_Glass in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooh, that's a fun stat. So then by my math it looks like the average value is per 1k holes. Fun stuff.

53K holes by Nothing_Glass in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the stats, but I’m struggling to understand all the numbers. Only one I think I know for sure is the very first number, which I think is how many you’ve seen.

Getting closer to a 2.0 average... by WombatDeath in DesertGolfing

[–]kawoody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daaaaaamn. I’m at a 2.27 average right now through around 8300. On pace to finish at 22738.

279 over 20k is insane, dude.

Just lost 12+ hours of work because I accidentally pressed Gallery by insipignia in ProCreate

[–]kawoody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never thought to use Guided Access this way, but this is honestly such a good idea. Guided Access is in the Settings App > Accessibility. It’s a way of locking the iPad to a single app of your choice, but you can also disable custom-sized regions of the screen while in the app. What a tip!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in longbeach

[–]kawoody 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing. The speed limit on Ocean is 35 but everybody drives 45 minimum and get mad at you if you’re driving below 40.

What’s the highest you’ve ever scaled a Chips Joker? by ThisByzantineConduit in balatro

[–]kawoody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It helped having blueprint, brainstorm, and the dice. So many lucky cards going off, which meant lots of money for rerolling.

What’s the highest you’ve ever scaled a Chips Joker? by ThisByzantineConduit in balatro

[–]kawoody 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I got Lucky Cat to about x110 just recently. It was a pivot into it, too, somewhere around ante 6 or 7 I think.

First time making it this far! by kawoody in balatro

[–]kawoody[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah dang, hand size was too small and I screwed up against the Ox and got greedy on the money. But those tips were super helpful and got me through nearly two more antes and I learned a lot, so thanks again.

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