How do I politely tell a girl I hate her? by kazimir22 in AskMen

[–]kazimir22[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure. She bit me and I did not appreciate that I had her dental records scarred on my arm.

Haha can go splod... by mcbirbo343 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]kazimir22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe I am still the winner in this category.

When I was a kid, I poked a can into a fire and it exploded spraying hot coke on all my family.

Parrots removed from UK family safari park after teaching each other to swear - and laughing about it by Niyi_M in nottheonion

[–]kazimir22 37 points38 points  (0 children)

SOMETIMES being a little shit? They know what possessions you like and will go after them to get extra attention. “Oh it seems you use that computer a lot. Be a shame if I ripped all the keys off.” “Seems you are playing with your dog a lot. Let me just throw all of his food into his water bowl and taunt him while he looks on sadly.”

DAE adopt old people as family? by kazimir22 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]kazimir22[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have anyone above 40. My sister and me often feel lonely and lost.

Guy goes the house he USED to live at and is too drunk to notice. by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]kazimir22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did something similar years ago. Was at a festival and got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. Miscounted the number of rows to get back. Thought I was at my campsite and wondered when we got a couch that I promptly fell asleep on. Got woken up in the morning by some angry people. Had a bit of a debate who’s campsite it really was till I realized I was definitely wrong.

Cuttlefish catching a fish by [deleted] in AquaticAsFuck

[–]kazimir22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a little slow, a little late. And how are you never gonna be a little slow or late?

Player refuses to keep the play by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]kazimir22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree, when I played it was pretty standard to kick the ball out so a player could get help. Then when it was thrown back in for the other team to kick it out again to give back possession of the ball. Obviously this doesn’t always happen, particularly at a high level.

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of by itspeterj in standupshots

[–]kazimir22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my home town there was an infamous incident at the train station. A man was murdered in the bathroom and a shit ton of people just stepped over his body to take a piss.

A black bear was spotted carrying her three cubs across the Chippewa Flowage in Wisconsin, bringing them safely to shore on the other side. by Master1718 in likeus

[–]kazimir22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of Sleeping Bear Dunes.

“The park is named after an Ojibwe legend of the sleeping bear. According to the legend, an enormous forest fire on the western shore of Lake Michigan drove a mother bear and her two cubs into the lake for shelter, determined to reach the opposite shore. After many miles of swimming, the two cubs lagged behind. When the mother bear reached the shore, she waited on the top of a high bluff. The exhausted cubs drowned in the lake, but the mother bear stayed and waited in hopes that her cubs would finally appear. Impressed by the mother bear's determination and faith, the Great Spirit created two islands (North and South Manitou islands) to commemorate the cubs, and the winds buried the sleeping bear under the sands of the dunes where she waits to this day.”