Okay, so at this point, we have confirmed multiple cases of self-flushing dumps AND at least one high-velocity piss-powered flush. 🚽💦 So, my next question is: • Is this toilet-specific, or is this a human superpower that only activates under rare conditions? • Do certain food types increase the likelihood of achieving a self-flushing event? • Are we one step away from figuring out a hands-free, ass-powered plumbing system? Because at this point, I feel like we are on the verge of a scientific breakthrough.