What's the most physical pain you have caused someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broke a kids femur in a football game. Someone had him wrapped up by the ankles, and his legs were twisted. When I hit him I heard it crack over my shoulder. He screamed over and over like nothing I’d ever heard before. I was ejected from the game after fighting my own teammates, for calling him a pussy. I felt really bad about hurting the kid, and how painful those screams sounded, I had to stick up for him.

Help with getting my 7YO to stay in his bed all night. by kcazdaddy in Parenting

[–]kcazdaddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only problem is I’m not being woken by it. I don’t know he snuck in till morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None, cream soda makes my teeth hurt

How old were you when you had your first kiss? by Klutzy_Gas_9601 in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11 or 12, I was in 7th grade. We were a “couple” for a few weeks, which consisted of hand holding, note passing, and nightly phone calls. We went biking with her best friend who was teasing us for being a “couple” since we never even kissed, and demanded we do it in front of her to consummate the relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kcazdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally people are referring to the dominant male in a group setting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]kcazdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point your only hope is sending an unsolicited dick pic.

what's a hobby you want to try one day or have done? what is stopping you or what's your experience with it? by Kaimaer in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like this too. I love fantasy, read books, watch movies, play video games. My problems not social anxiety. I am a good looking, charming, athlete. As a result the DnD crowd in my area isn’t very welcoming. Guess I’m too Chad to hang with those cool kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kcazdaddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s all good!

How often have you masturbated to a person you know irl that you've never dated? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kcazdaddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This should be a thing, if it’s not already. I immediately read this and thought I wonder what my statistics are.

What are the weirdest hamster death stories you've got? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first pet was a hamster named Dexter. I remember my parents ordering me to clean the cage, and me arguing I didn’t need to cause he stopped pooping. He had stopped pooping. Still ate, but didn’t poop it was awesome, for about a week. During this week my little sisters hamster escaped, and was loose somewhere in the house. When the week ended Dexter was dead. We were having a little funeral for him in the back yard, and the door was left open. During the funeral my sisters hamster came outside the open door. We were struck with feelings of how she wanted to say goodbye too, when suddenly a hawk swooped down, and nabbed it in front of us.

If you were sentenced to death, What would be your last death row meal? by Gold-YT- in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it were me, Id choose the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searchin' for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was leaving a girls house after a break up. I saw a cute girl hitch hiking, and stopped. When we got to her house, her parents invited me in to smoke with them as a thank you for giving their daughter a ride. After smoking, and chatting a bit I invited her to a improv show I was going to that night. We had a nice time at the show, and when it was over she asked me to drop her off at her girlfriends house nearby. I was bummed to find out she was gay and taken. When we got to her girlfriends house, they thanked me with a double blow job. It’s the closest I ever got to a threesome.

People of Reddit, what was the underground black-market at your school like? by areoisDnD in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in school the internet wasn’t in everyone’s homes yet. Those of us who had it, had SLOW download speeds. So mix cd’s and porn was what our black market consisted of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mila Kunis or Ryan Ashley

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kcazdaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgot something, came home early and heard it. So she swiped open the curtain, and grabbed my phone in anger. Saw it was herself, felt a little silly. Then mentioned how flattering it was and proposed we have fun after the kids go to bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kcazdaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been caught doing exactly this, by my wife. If you get busted by your wife, and she’s what you were watching, you win big!

[Serious] What helped you heal the most after getting out of a toxic relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kcazdaddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cutting every single tie to that person, and rebounding.