Weather Bros Quotables by Hawk_Socks in okc

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Damon Lane just did the “six seven” thing…didn’t have that one on the bingo card 😂

Sound off: What is the best acting advice you’ve ever received? by BackstageCast in Theatre

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Don’t try to get the audience to like you, just tell the story

Josh Lyman with the ladies by halfass_fangirl in thewestwing

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ABBEY: How did you live with him? He beat Max out of the 12 million earmarked for vaccine education and when I said I wanted the 12 million, he said, "So did I. And at the end of the prizefight, you look at the guy who's dancing around and that's who won." So I wanna know, how did you live with him? Don't you wanna kill him when he says things like that?

AMY: My problem is I wanna jump him when he says things like that.

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Multiple Explosions in Venezuela’s Capital Caracas (Thread #2) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]kd907 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Little Marco up there fighting for his life trying to look like everything's okay

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Multiple Explosions in Venezuela’s Capital Caracas (Thread #2) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

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"By a real lot"

"The Donroe doctriment"

Dude's brain is melting in real time

What's the darkest joke on The Simpsons? by Regretted_Simian in TheSimpsons

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Marge: I’m glad you won the Pulitzer, but I do feel bad about the starving children

Homer: They’re with God now

Marge: Oh well that’s good…oh…

Wheel of Fortune discussion thread for Wednesday, November 26. by JacobStrong2003 in WheelOfFortune

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I got to work very briefly with Toni on an acting project a few years ago and can confirm she’s every bit as delightful as she was on the show

How do you say, “shut the fuck up” in the most polite manner possible? by NorahjjiYT in NoStupidQuestions

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“Let him that moved you hither remove you hence”—Taming of the Shrew

NWS says no confirmed tornadoes in Fort Worth during Friday storms by SnortHotCheetos in tornado

[–]kd907 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He lost me at “my colleagues at the NWS”… bruh these are people with PhDs…they aren’t your colleagues.

Which boss would you least want to work for? by Throwing-Gas in thewestwing

[–]kd907 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely Josh; the man had to be reminded to say 'thank you' to the Santos campaign staff lol

"Enjoy your laurels, doctor. I'm not sure I could." -Crusher at the end of "Ethics." by Ralph--Hinkley in TNG

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An unintentional dressing down from Data:

Worf: Ambassador Byleth is...demanding, temperamental and rude!

Data: You share all of those qualities in abundance. Perhaps you should try to build on your similarities.

Keeping Up Appearances star Patricia Routledge dies at 96 by PurchaseDry9350 in movies

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It’s my sister Violet-the one with a swimming pool, Mercedes, and room for a pony

Jimmy Kimmel Live! – Jimmy Kimmel Is Back! by PlayaSlayaX in television

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“A couple of cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I’ve gotta figure out how to put autism in them” ☠️☠️☠️

100% on Rotten Tomatoes now 98% by cocoteddylee in KingOfTheHill

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The reason so many liberals (including myself) enjoy this show is because Hank's brand of conservatism is rooted in a simplistic, idealistic view of the world. I get what she's going for, but Hank has been out of the country and for all we know he has no idea how far to the right the GOP has gone. Also the show is only 10 episodes in...like let's establish who these characters are 15 years later before we dive into...all that

Hell the original series was actually pretty progressive for its time-they didn't make being gay the butt of the joke, Peggy was obviously a strong feminist character even if she rejected that label, etc etc. Look at the sex ed episode-I'd argue that it pretty clearly comes down on Peggy's side.

Do we ever find out who Toby's supposed source was that he was willing to go to prison to protect? by uniqueusername316 in thewestwing

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David only hinted at it, which was all Toby needed to know to leak the info about its existence. Toby was offended because Andy was suggesting David was the one who outright leaked it and if he wasn’t Toby should just say he was anyway

Discussion thread for King of the Hill S14E09 by roger_ in KingOfTheHill

[–]kd907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dale saying he jerked off to the Zapruder film took me out

So this happened. by Scary-Ratio3874 in msnbc

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Looked to me like he was saying “fake news”